“1997 isn’t old…shit”

Must be german sausages

I guess, but I’m in the bathroom and it might be uncomfortable

The flats died with Shorty’s. Everywhere needs a diner

Sometimes you gotta dig around just to find the dang thing after being out in the cold.

That makes one of us

It won’t start, needs a new one

Kid’s car’s starter shit, cold af out, depressed, making a homemade mcrib rn to feel me better

*.000003% idk where my decimal went. But anyway yeah we’re the problem down here in the bottom 99.999997%

There’s a name I have not heard in some time RIP car chat

I sent one of those to the crusher in 2002 after stripping it mercilessly to put the 3.4 dohc in my lumina

Wait till they find out the answer is NOT COMFORTABLY

Soon, the whole country can be ohio

Dayglo mural, waffle, and cat

is there a point at which the number of people telling you that you are wrong can lead you back? nah they just double down then quadruple down then some form of down that is linguistically impossible to describe beyond double down cubed because i don’t think there is a word for 16x downing