That bag would not out smell his y-fronts nor his nappy.

What do you mean? Are you rooting for Trump?

I'm sure if you had actually met some locals and not just the English, you would have been fine.

Which croft is that Paul?

They should rename themselves. The village idiots perhaps?

This one is very angry.

Oh dear, this fuckwit would appear to have Scottish ancestry going by his name. Most of us refuse to be associated with the likes of him and the cunt Trump (yes you are a cunt Donald John...and we are aware of you).

You can barely hear a local accent in the place, so I'm not sure how much fun he would have had.