An Elegant Little Pelican
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Dubai chocolate cheesecake!
December 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Dubai chocolate cheesecake!
Sweet potato tacos with braised leeks and almond salsa! It looks vaguely hork-like, but it tastes good!
December 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Sweet potato tacos with braised leeks and almond salsa! It looks vaguely hork-like, but it tastes good!
Friends, I have made a cheese hat! Am I not clever? (No.)
December 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Friends, I have made a cheese hat! Am I not clever? (No.)
Totally whiffed my Christmas makeup look because I forgot to be young and to have good bone structure again.
December 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Totally whiffed my Christmas makeup look because I forgot to be young and to have good bone structure again.
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December 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This Diet Coke doesn't seem to have any artificial sweetener in it. Am I gonna die?
December 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This Diet Coke doesn't seem to have any artificial sweetener in it. Am I gonna die?
Roasted cherry and buttermilk ice cream with rosemary shortbread!
December 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Roasted cherry and buttermilk ice cream with rosemary shortbread!
Once again, my halved Lexapros were clumped together at the bottom of the bottle like a selective serotonin reuptake inhibiting rat king.
December 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Once again, my halved Lexapros were clumped together at the bottom of the bottle like a selective serotonin reuptake inhibiting rat king.
I didn't take a photo for obvious reasons, so you'll just have to believe me when I say that one of my cats' poops was shaped exactly like a rabbit vibrator.
December 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I didn't take a photo for obvious reasons, so you'll just have to believe me when I say that one of my cats' poops was shaped exactly like a rabbit vibrator.
I want to donate my body to science so scientists can study why I'm always singing The Jeffersons theme song.
December 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I want to donate my body to science so scientists can study why I'm always singing The Jeffersons theme song.
Every time someone completes Yahoo's game-ified email "challenge", another angel gets its wings!
December 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Every time someone completes Yahoo's game-ified email "challenge", another angel gets its wings!
Coconut bun with fresh pineapple ice cream! Can I just live on buns, please?
December 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Coconut bun with fresh pineapple ice cream! Can I just live on buns, please?
Suke inherited his big sister's meerkat gene.
December 14, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Suke inherited his big sister's meerkat gene.
Made doughnuts for my nephew!
December 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Made doughnuts for my nephew!
Incidentally for your edification, this is the actual Yuusaku cookie I made a few years ago. (And there's an Ogata cookie there too.)
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Incidentally for your edification, this is the actual Yuusaku cookie I made a few years ago. (And there's an Ogata cookie there too.)
I didn't make a Yuusaku this year, but I kind of made a Yuusaku cookie this year.
December 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I didn't make a Yuusaku this year, but I kind of made a Yuusaku cookie this year.
Me at 3 a.m. remembering how fuck-ugly I am:
a man is sitting at a desk working on a computer .
ALT: a man is sitting at a desk working on a computer .
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December 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Me at 3 a.m. remembering how fuck-ugly I am:
Why do I sense thinly concealed rage in the eyes of this white guy on Instagram who travels around the tropics shirtless to film himself eating exotic fruit?
December 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Why do I sense thinly concealed rage in the eyes of this white guy on Instagram who travels around the tropics shirtless to film himself eating exotic fruit?
To celebrate what would have been my dad's 75th birthday, I made chocolate pecan pie and vanilla ice cream! Thanks to @gin-and-chthonic.bsky.social for the pie crust recipe! It was the best pie crust experience I've ever had!
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
To celebrate what would have been my dad's 75th birthday, I made chocolate pecan pie and vanilla ice cream! Thanks to @gin-and-chthonic.bsky.social for the pie crust recipe! It was the best pie crust experience I've ever had!
For many years, my favorite Mars Volta this has been when Cedric's voice joins with the wailing of the instruments and becomes indistinguishable from them. My new favorite Mars Volta this is when the wailing of Cedric's voice joins with that of Teri and becomes indistinguishable from it.
November 29, 2025 at 7:56 AM
For many years, my favorite Mars Volta this has been when Cedric's voice joins with the wailing of the instruments and becomes indistinguishable from them. My new favorite Mars Volta this is when the wailing of Cedric's voice joins with that of Teri and becomes indistinguishable from it.
I'm officially old. Not only am I sitting down at a concert, but I have stuffed Kleenex into my ears (for the opener).
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I'm officially old. Not only am I sitting down at a concert, but I have stuffed Kleenex into my ears (for the opener).
I just had to explain to my mom what pegging is. Thanks a lot, Gordon Lightfoot!
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I just had to explain to my mom what pegging is. Thanks a lot, Gordon Lightfoot!
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I may be ugly and hate-filled, but at least I've never posted an avatar of myself applauding in a Facebook comments section.
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I may be ugly and hate-filled, but at least I've never posted an avatar of myself applauding in a Facebook comments section.
The ocean floor is hidden from your viewing lens
A depth perception languished in the night
All my life I've been sowing these wounds
But the seeds sprout a lachrymal cloud
Ooooohh oh...
A depth perception languished in the night
All my life I've been sowing these wounds
But the seeds sprout a lachrymal cloud
Ooooohh oh...
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
The ocean floor is hidden from your viewing lens
A depth perception languished in the night
All my life I've been sowing these wounds
But the seeds sprout a lachrymal cloud
Ooooohh oh...
A depth perception languished in the night
All my life I've been sowing these wounds
But the seeds sprout a lachrymal cloud
Ooooohh oh...