They grow up so fast

So uh, hi there.

Wait... like, you just picked up something you already owned? What? What is that? How?!

Facts. Facts over here!

Needs must...

I have so much respect for anybody who waits until a line wears down. It's never not a sign of a good person in my experience.

The coercion adds to the flavor.

*Walks in and slowly removes jacket, revealing a name tag reading, "Hello, my name is...
Sickos"*