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“ 𝙐𝙉𝙏𝙄𝙇 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙉𝘿 !! “ #quxrtz mun, adult, she/her. Non Lewd NSFW RP
(Parody)
(Parody)
“I’m the only ones who’s up again aren’t I….”
January 26, 2026 at 10:23 PM
“I’m the only ones who’s up again aren’t I….”
“Hey!! Way to go!!”
She’s cheering from underneath the car.
She’s cheering from underneath the car.
"Nice! Lemme try. "
He's benching a whole tree, now.
He's benching a whole tree, now.
[—benching a van—]
January 26, 2026 at 10:21 PM
“Hey!! Way to go!!”
She’s cheering from underneath the car.
She’s cheering from underneath the car.
“You’re on top of the car?
Hahahahah, how’d you get up there?”
She cannot see a single thing but she lowers her legs until the cars’ tires touch the ground again.
Then she’s finally peeking up the car.
“Hey!!!— you look. . Pale.”
Hahahahah, how’d you get up there?”
She cannot see a single thing but she lowers her legs until the cars’ tires touch the ground again.
Then she’s finally peeking up the car.
“Hey!!!— you look. . Pale.”
. . . Oh, finally!
Mega Man scrambles atop the car to get a peek below. The only thing he can see are her ears poking out from underneath.
"Me!! I did!!
Can you let me down?
. . . Please?"
Mega Man scrambles atop the car to get a peek below. The only thing he can see are her ears poking out from underneath.
"Me!! I did!!
Can you let me down?
. . . Please?"
“Huh?”
The benching stops. .
“Did something just speak?”
The benching stops. .
“Did something just speak?”
January 26, 2026 at 10:18 PM
“You’re on top of the car?
Hahahahah, how’d you get up there?”
She cannot see a single thing but she lowers her legs until the cars’ tires touch the ground again.
Then she’s finally peeking up the car.
“Hey!!!— you look. . Pale.”
Hahahahah, how’d you get up there?”
She cannot see a single thing but she lowers her legs until the cars’ tires touch the ground again.
Then she’s finally peeking up the car.
“Hey!!!— you look. . Pale.”
“Huh?”
The benching stops. .
“Did something just speak?”
The benching stops. .
“Did something just speak?”
Which is unfortunate. He's been trying to get her attention since this started.
This is too high up, and going too fast!!
"Heeeeyyyy!!!"
This is too high up, and going too fast!!
"Heeeeyyyy!!!"
“TWENTY ONE.” Huff. “TWENTY TWO.” Huff. “TWENTY THREE.”
She has no idea.
She has no idea.
January 26, 2026 at 9:38 PM
“Huh?”
The benching stops. .
“Did something just speak?”
The benching stops. .
“Did something just speak?”
“TWENTY ONE.” Huff. “TWENTY TWO.” Huff. “TWENTY THREE.”
She has no idea.
She has no idea.
<— sitting atop said van, clinging to it
help
help
January 26, 2026 at 9:27 PM
“TWENTY ONE.” Huff. “TWENTY TWO.” Huff. “TWENTY THREE.”
She has no idea.
She has no idea.
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"𝑀𝑜𝑟𝑖 𝑄𝑢𝑎𝑚 𝐹𝑜𝑒𝑑𝑎𝑟𝑖... 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝑩𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒐𝒓."
【 #FANTASYRP/ #MVRP/ #OCRP/ #MythRP/ #RPSKY 】
🔞No one under 18 permitted beyond this point!🔞
⚔️Forged in #Mithril⚔️
❤️&🔃 and you will see the light!
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"𝑀𝑜𝑟𝑖 𝑄𝑢𝑎𝑚 𝐹𝑜𝑒𝑑𝑎𝑟𝑖... 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝑩𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒐𝒓."
【 #FANTASYRP/ #MVRP/ #OCRP/ #MythRP/ #RPSKY 】
🔞No one under 18 permitted beyond this point!🔞
⚔️Forged in #Mithril⚔️
❤️&🔃 and you will see the light!
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a painting of a bird with wings spread in a cloudy sky
Alt: a painting of an angel with wings spread in a cloudy sky
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January 23, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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"𝑀𝑜𝑟𝑖 𝑄𝑢𝑎𝑚 𝐹𝑜𝑒𝑑𝑎𝑟𝑖... 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝑩𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒐𝒓."
【 #FANTASYRP/ #MVRP/ #OCRP/ #MythRP/ #RPSKY 】
🔞No one under 18 permitted beyond this point!🔞
⚔️Forged in #Mithril⚔️
❤️&🔃 and you will see the light!
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"𝑀𝑜𝑟𝑖 𝑄𝑢𝑎𝑚 𝐹𝑜𝑒𝑑𝑎𝑟𝑖... 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝑩𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒐𝒓."
【 #FANTASYRP/ #MVRP/ #OCRP/ #MythRP/ #RPSKY 】
🔞No one under 18 permitted beyond this point!🔞
⚔️Forged in #Mithril⚔️
❤️&🔃 and you will see the light!
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Reposted by 🐇 ❱ 𝗠𝗜𝗥𝗞𝗢
(She takes her juices with a grin and rolls the cap off of one.)
See, I knew I don’t have to worry with you and I taking on the city. You’re as fast as I imagined.
See, I knew I don’t have to worry with you and I taking on the city. You’re as fast as I imagined.
[Now it took her two minutes to go and then come back with the drink.]
A little harder to find than plain old beer… But here it is.
[She swaps the drinks.]
A little harder to find than plain old beer… But here it is.
[She swaps the drinks.]
(Taking them in enthusiastically)
Safest beers in the city!
Safest beers in the city!
January 26, 2026 at 8:14 PM
(She takes her juices with a grin and rolls the cap off of one.)
See, I knew I don’t have to worry with you and I taking on the city. You’re as fast as I imagined.
See, I knew I don’t have to worry with you and I taking on the city. You’re as fast as I imagined.
Not my thing either. Especially not with the internet around.
It’s the worst.
Hagahahaha!
Same though…
Same though…
January 26, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Not my thing either. Especially not with the internet around.
(Taking them in enthusiastically)
Safest beers in the city!
Safest beers in the city!
[Sigh… Extending the beers.]
Hold that for a minute…
Hold that for a minute…
No… but in just another minute you could get my favorite drink.. a mango pineapple juice…
(She bats her lashes, shyly >pretentiously< looking to the side)
Ice cold…
Two one liters would suffice…
(She bats her lashes, shyly >pretentiously< looking to the side)
Ice cold…
Two one liters would suffice…
January 26, 2026 at 8:05 PM
(Taking them in enthusiastically)
Safest beers in the city!
Safest beers in the city!
Hagahahaha!
Same though…
Same though…
I’ve been drunk once and I’m never risking doing it again.
I’m still trying to rebuild my reputation.
I’m still trying to rebuild my reputation.
January 26, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Hagahahaha!
Same though…
Same though…
No… but in just another minute you could get my favorite drink.. a mango pineapple juice…
(She bats her lashes, shyly >pretentiously< looking to the side)
Ice cold…
Two one liters would suffice…
(She bats her lashes, shyly >pretentiously< looking to the side)
Ice cold…
Two one liters would suffice…
[She calculated how long she would take to drink all the beer.]
All right, gimme a sec.
[In a blue flash she vanished and, just a minute later, appeared with a six pack under her arm.]
Want one?
All right, gimme a sec.
[In a blue flash she vanished and, just a minute later, appeared with a six pack under her arm.]
Want one?
In……
(Checks left wrist, no watch. Right side - neither. She walks looking for a nearby clock.
Couldn’t be more of a slow stroll.)
Oh! In 10 minutes.
(Checks left wrist, no watch. Right side - neither. She walks looking for a nearby clock.
Couldn’t be more of a slow stroll.)
Oh! In 10 minutes.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 PM
No… but in just another minute you could get my favorite drink.. a mango pineapple juice…
(She bats her lashes, shyly >pretentiously< looking to the side)
Ice cold…
Two one liters would suffice…
(She bats her lashes, shyly >pretentiously< looking to the side)
Ice cold…
Two one liters would suffice…
In……
(Checks left wrist, no watch. Right side - neither. She walks looking for a nearby clock.
Couldn’t be more of a slow stroll.)
Oh! In 10 minutes.
(Checks left wrist, no watch. Right side - neither. She walks looking for a nearby clock.
Couldn’t be more of a slow stroll.)
Oh! In 10 minutes.
All right, I can start refreshed!
…
When do we start, by the way?
…
When do we start, by the way?
Oh, if it’s just like a can of soda, then sure, you can even have a six pack.
January 26, 2026 at 7:45 PM
In……
(Checks left wrist, no watch. Right side - neither. She walks looking for a nearby clock.
Couldn’t be more of a slow stroll.)
Oh! In 10 minutes.
(Checks left wrist, no watch. Right side - neither. She walks looking for a nearby clock.
Couldn’t be more of a slow stroll.)
Oh! In 10 minutes.
Oh, if it’s just like a can of soda, then sure, you can even have a six pack.
Honestly? Here? Nothing...
I can't get drunk...
I can't get drunk...
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
What even happens when you drink alcohol?
What even happens when you drink alcohol?
January 26, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Oh, if it’s just like a can of soda, then sure, you can even have a six pack.
[—benching a van—]
January 26, 2026 at 7:31 PM
[—benching a van—]
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
What even happens when you drink alcohol?
What even happens when you drink alcohol?
A beer? Do you want one too?
You know, comes in a can and all.
You know, comes in a can and all.
(//ERROR//RESET//SQUARE_ONE)
What?
What?
January 26, 2026 at 7:30 PM
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
What even happens when you drink alcohol?
What even happens when you drink alcohol?
She chuckles. Seems like she can’t hide her greed. She takes a few berries.
“If you ever need any help on your farm, tell me. I’m here to help with,well..” she throws up a berry and into her mouth.
“Everything!”
“If you ever need any help on your farm, tell me. I’m here to help with,well..” she throws up a berry and into her mouth.
“Everything!”
"That i do, I work on a ranch."
He hums, noticing her eyes, grabbing a handful of the 'pocket berries.'
And holds them out to her.
"Here."
He hums, noticing her eyes, grabbing a handful of the 'pocket berries.'
And holds them out to her.
"Here."
A blueberry? Now THAT really caught her attention. Her hands fell flat to her sides but her eyes followed his hand, the one who had the blueberry.
Then back to him—.
“Yup. Brand new. Im from Japan but I thought I should see the world. You live here?”
Then back to him—.
“Yup. Brand new. Im from Japan but I thought I should see the world. You live here?”
January 26, 2026 at 7:26 PM
She chuckles. Seems like she can’t hide her greed. She takes a few berries.
“If you ever need any help on your farm, tell me. I’m here to help with,well..” she throws up a berry and into her mouth.
“Everything!”
“If you ever need any help on your farm, tell me. I’m here to help with,well..” she throws up a berry and into her mouth.
“Everything!”
(//ERROR//RESET//SQUARE_ONE)
What?
What?
[Deeeeeep breath…]
Can I get a drink before?
Just a beer?
Can I get a drink before?
Just a beer?
It’s gonna be a rush! Calls back to back, no time to think! You’re gonna lick the blood of it again in no time!
(Ever the optimist.
Or adrenaline junkie….)
(Ever the optimist.
Or adrenaline junkie….)
January 26, 2026 at 7:23 PM
(//ERROR//RESET//SQUARE_ONE)
What?
What?
It’s gonna be a rush! Calls back to back, no time to think! You’re gonna lick the blood of it again in no time!
(Ever the optimist.
Or adrenaline junkie….)
(Ever the optimist.
Or adrenaline junkie….)
All right, so an entire city for two heroes…
Should be easy!
[She was so rusty…]
Should be easy!
[She was so rusty…]
No.
….
Im also gonna be there.
….
Im also gonna be there.
January 26, 2026 at 7:20 PM
It’s gonna be a rush! Calls back to back, no time to think! You’re gonna lick the blood of it again in no time!
(Ever the optimist.
Or adrenaline junkie….)
(Ever the optimist.
Or adrenaline junkie….)
No.
….
Im also gonna be there.
….
Im also gonna be there.
Wait…
What?…
Do I have to take care of every problem in the city all night?…
What?…
Do I have to take care of every problem in the city all night?…
Right.
(She flips open her phone. Yes she has a flip phone. Sending a group text and mumbling out her writing.)
All…. Heroes.. who.. hear……… night shift…. Off…
SENT.
(She flips open her phone. Yes she has a flip phone. Sending a group text and mumbling out her writing.)
All…. Heroes.. who.. hear……… night shift…. Off…
SENT.
January 26, 2026 at 7:14 PM
No.
….
Im also gonna be there.
….
Im also gonna be there.
Right.
(She flips open her phone. Yes she has a flip phone. Sending a group text and mumbling out her writing.)
All…. Heroes.. who.. hear……… night shift…. Off…
SENT.
(She flips open her phone. Yes she has a flip phone. Sending a group text and mumbling out her writing.)
All…. Heroes.. who.. hear……… night shift…. Off…
SENT.
Ah... What about the other heroes?...
[Picking up the radio, she never used one before...]
[Picking up the radio, she never used one before...]
(hands her a police radio.)
You will be out there tonight.
You will be out there tonight.
January 26, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Right.
(She flips open her phone. Yes she has a flip phone. Sending a group text and mumbling out her writing.)
All…. Heroes.. who.. hear……… night shift…. Off…
SENT.
(She flips open her phone. Yes she has a flip phone. Sending a group text and mumbling out her writing.)
All…. Heroes.. who.. hear……… night shift…. Off…
SENT.
Oh definitely.
[ flexing. ]
[ flexing. ]
Strong women 😮💨
January 26, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Oh definitely.
[ flexing. ]
[ flexing. ]
“If you’re alright, I will walk out of here mostly unscraped. If not, we would meet sooner or later anyway.”
The hero had not a sign of regret on her big smile. Her rabbit ears perked forward to be on alert.
“No one’s ever had any teeth left to complain about my
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The hero had not a sign of regret on her big smile. Her rabbit ears perked forward to be on alert.
“No one’s ever had any teeth left to complain about my
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“𝙲𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚢 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙸 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝.“
↪︎ The cursed gleamed with a smirk down at her. All four arms interlocking to size her up.
“𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜, 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚒𝚝.“
“𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝙸 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚒𝚝. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑.“
↪︎ The cursed gleamed with a smirk down at her. All four arms interlocking to size her up.
“𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜, 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚒𝚝.“
“𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝙸 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚒𝚝. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑.“
January 26, 2026 at 6:48 PM
“If you’re alright, I will walk out of here mostly unscraped. If not, we would meet sooner or later anyway.”
The hero had not a sign of regret on her big smile. Her rabbit ears perked forward to be on alert.
“No one’s ever had any teeth left to complain about my
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The hero had not a sign of regret on her big smile. Her rabbit ears perked forward to be on alert.
“No one’s ever had any teeth left to complain about my
—+