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“ 𝙐𝙉𝙏𝙄𝙇 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙉𝘿 !! “ #quxrtz mun, adult, she/her. Non Lewd NSFW RP
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“If you’re alright, I will walk out of here mostly unscraped. If not, we would meet sooner or later anyway.”
The hero had not a sign of regret on her big smile. Her rabbit ears perked forward to be on alert.
“No one’s ever had any teeth left to complain about my
—+
The hero had not a sign of regret on her big smile. Her rabbit ears perked forward to be on alert.
“No one’s ever had any teeth left to complain about my
—+
“𝙲𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚢 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙸 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝.“
↪︎ The cursed gleamed with a smirk down at her. All four arms interlocking to size her up.
“𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜, 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚒𝚝.“
“𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝙸 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚒𝚝. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑.“
↪︎ The cursed gleamed with a smirk down at her. All four arms interlocking to size her up.
“𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜, 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚒𝚝.“
“𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝙸 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚒𝚝. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑.“
January 26, 2026 at 6:48 PM
“If you’re alright, I will walk out of here mostly unscraped. If not, we would meet sooner or later anyway.”
The hero had not a sign of regret on her big smile. Her rabbit ears perked forward to be on alert.
“No one’s ever had any teeth left to complain about my
—+
The hero had not a sign of regret on her big smile. Her rabbit ears perked forward to be on alert.
“No one’s ever had any teeth left to complain about my
—+
Not that active lately? You’re taking a break?
(Judgmental eyebrow raise.)
(Judgmental eyebrow raise.)
Oh, it's my pleasure, Rumi! You can call me Kara.
I, to be honest, have no idea what my rank would be, I haven't been that active lately.
I, to be honest, have no idea what my rank would be, I haven't been that active lately.
Right on. I’m the no. 5 pro hero in Japan, known as the rabbit hero Mirko.
But youuuu can call me Rumi ~ ☺️
But youuuu can call me Rumi ~ ☺️
January 26, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Not that active lately? You’re taking a break?
(Judgmental eyebrow raise.)
(Judgmental eyebrow raise.)
A blueberry? Now THAT really caught her attention. Her hands fell flat to her sides but her eyes followed his hand, the one who had the blueberry.
Then back to him—.
“Yup. Brand new. Im from Japan but I thought I should see the world. You live here?”
Then back to him—.
“Yup. Brand new. Im from Japan but I thought I should see the world. You live here?”
"Lucas."
His was..a little less firm, but noticeable.
"A true pleasure, mirko."
He smiled, then searched his satchel a bit after retracting his hand, pulling our a blueberry and popping into his mouth.
"Ya new to oakville?"
His was..a little less firm, but noticeable.
"A true pleasure, mirko."
He smiled, then searched his satchel a bit after retracting his hand, pulling our a blueberry and popping into his mouth.
"Ya new to oakville?"
She takes his hand and offers a firm but friendly handshake. She’s just strong… note the arms.
“Good to meet you too, bunny rabbit. My names Rumi.”
“Good to meet you too, bunny rabbit. My names Rumi.”
January 26, 2026 at 6:17 PM
A blueberry? Now THAT really caught her attention. Her hands fell flat to her sides but her eyes followed his hand, the one who had the blueberry.
Then back to him—.
“Yup. Brand new. Im from Japan but I thought I should see the world. You live here?”
Then back to him—.
“Yup. Brand new. Im from Japan but I thought I should see the world. You live here?”
Right on. I’m the no. 5 pro hero in Japan, known as the rabbit hero Mirko.
But youuuu can call me Rumi ~ ☺️
But youuuu can call me Rumi ~ ☺️
Really? Are you a hero too? I heard something about 5th rank in Japan?
ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
IM A FAN!
—total valid freak out—
IM A FAN!
—total valid freak out—
January 26, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Right on. I’m the no. 5 pro hero in Japan, known as the rabbit hero Mirko.
But youuuu can call me Rumi ~ ☺️
But youuuu can call me Rumi ~ ☺️
Monsters ..? As he threw the unfamiliar capsule into the air Mirko was curious. Unsure what was happening, she got ready to defend herself too if necessary.
The light was blinding for a moment and when she could see again, she was already alerted by the earth shaking roar.
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The light was blinding for a moment and when she could see again, she was already alerted by the earth shaking roar.
—+
“ 𝙍𝙊𝙊𝙊𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘼𝙍𝙂𝙃.ᐟ.ᐟ ”
A bright light manifested in a winged lizard with a roaring flame at the end of his tail. His mighty roar made their immediate surroundings tremble beneath his might!
“ Mirko, meet Charizard! This guy's been with me since we were kids. He's as strong as strong gets. ”
A bright light manifested in a winged lizard with a roaring flame at the end of his tail. His mighty roar made their immediate surroundings tremble beneath his might!
“ Mirko, meet Charizard! This guy's been with me since we were kids. He's as strong as strong gets. ”
January 26, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Monsters ..? As he threw the unfamiliar capsule into the air Mirko was curious. Unsure what was happening, she got ready to defend herself too if necessary.
The light was blinding for a moment and when she could see again, she was already alerted by the earth shaking roar.
—+
The light was blinding for a moment and when she could see again, she was already alerted by the earth shaking roar.
—+
“Now that’s soundin right. I’m guessing metahumans are all that have some sort of special ability? Do you have one yourself then?”
"I organize it myself. It's to raise money for metahuman orphanages.
I make sure every cent is donated to them and even add my own 10 mill each time i do the event."
I make sure every cent is donated to them and even add my own 10 mill each time i do the event."
“If it’s no shady charity, I’ll be there.”
January 26, 2026 at 5:53 PM
“Now that’s soundin right. I’m guessing metahumans are all that have some sort of special ability? Do you have one yourself then?”
“… I’m sorry to hear that 💧”
"Heroes huh.
Excandia could've used one of those during the invasion..."
Excandia could've used one of those during the invasion..."
January 26, 2026 at 5:50 PM
“… I’m sorry to hear that 💧”
ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
IM A FAN!
—total valid freak out—
IM A FAN!
—total valid freak out—
January 26, 2026 at 5:48 PM
ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
IM A FAN!
—total valid freak out—
IM A FAN!
—total valid freak out—
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Oh, well.
She would have preferred to observe unseen from the shadows first but she wasn’t a coward. A few purple blitzes rocketed from left to right until she finally landed on her feet before them.
“Sorry. Call it a rabbit’s curiosity.”
She would have preferred to observe unseen from the shadows first but she wasn’t a coward. A few purple blitzes rocketed from left to right until she finally landed on her feet before them.
“Sorry. Call it a rabbit’s curiosity.”
January 26, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Oh, well.
She would have preferred to observe unseen from the shadows first but she wasn’t a coward. A few purple blitzes rocketed from left to right until she finally landed on her feet before them.
“Sorry. Call it a rabbit’s curiosity.”
She would have preferred to observe unseen from the shadows first but she wasn’t a coward. A few purple blitzes rocketed from left to right until she finally landed on her feet before them.
“Sorry. Call it a rabbit’s curiosity.”
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“If it’s no shady charity, I’ll be there.”
"Thats a lot of heroes.
Charity event going to be busy this time."
Charity event going to be busy this time."
January 26, 2026 at 5:35 PM
“If it’s no shady charity, I’ll be there.”
// making my Mirko die in her first 2 hours by starting shit with sukuna? Honestly why not
January 26, 2026 at 5:34 PM
// making my Mirko die in her first 2 hours by starting shit with sukuna? Honestly why not
“Well maybe not. But if he’s hurtin innocent people, he even gets my top priority.”
"Hes not worth your time"
“Exactly. Way better than a villain.
Curse sorcerer? Sounds like trouble number 4785588.”
Curse sorcerer? Sounds like trouble number 4785588.”
January 26, 2026 at 5:31 PM
“Well maybe not. But if he’s hurtin innocent people, he even gets my top priority.”
“From what I hear, this place must be brimming with heroes..”
January 26, 2026 at 5:31 PM
“From what I hear, this place must be brimming with heroes..”
Yours..?
Hmm.. I kinda feel like I know your outfit.
Hmm.. I kinda feel like I know your outfit.
Hey we are ranking heroes now?
What's my rank?
What's my rank?
January 26, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Yours..?
Hmm.. I kinda feel like I know your outfit.
Hmm.. I kinda feel like I know your outfit.
“Exactly. Way better than a villain.
Curse sorcerer? Sounds like trouble number 4785588.”
Curse sorcerer? Sounds like trouble number 4785588.”
"Yet another Hero... better than a villain with a poor personality like /that/ Curse Sorcerer"
January 26, 2026 at 5:29 PM
“Exactly. Way better than a villain.
Curse sorcerer? Sounds like trouble number 4785588.”
Curse sorcerer? Sounds like trouble number 4785588.”
She takes his hand and offers a firm but friendly handshake. She’s just strong… note the arms.
“Good to meet you too, bunny rabbit. My names Rumi.”
“Good to meet you too, bunny rabbit. My names Rumi.”
"Oh...well then no."
He laughs a bit, before his ears fall back, he offers his hand to the woman.
"God to meet you them, rabbit human."
He laughs a bit, before his ears fall back, he offers his hand to the woman.
"God to meet you them, rabbit human."
“The same thing I have.”
She pointed at her ears.
“It’s a special ability you’re born with despite being human.”
She pointed at her ears.
“It’s a special ability you’re born with despite being human.”
January 26, 2026 at 5:26 PM
She takes his hand and offers a firm but friendly handshake. She’s just strong… note the arms.
“Good to meet you too, bunny rabbit. My names Rumi.”
“Good to meet you too, bunny rabbit. My names Rumi.”
“I heard that hero work is a bit more difficult here- that being a hero is not even a legit job.
Well, that sounds like a challenge to me.”
Well, that sounds like a challenge to me.”
"What brings you to New York?!"
“That’s right. You’re looking at her.”
January 26, 2026 at 5:24 PM
“I heard that hero work is a bit more difficult here- that being a hero is not even a legit job.
Well, that sounds like a challenge to me.”
Well, that sounds like a challenge to me.”
HOP.
From the wall to the ground.
Straight on her feet and amused at the ducking sight of her.
“You’re fast.”
From the wall to the ground.
Straight on her feet and amused at the ducking sight of her.
“You’re fast.”
ㅤ
( about to take the first heavenly bite — )
“aah—? AAH??”
( ducking! clenching onto the roll up. it is rightfully her’s!!! )
ㅤ
( about to take the first heavenly bite — )
“aah—? AAH??”
( ducking! clenching onto the roll up. it is rightfully her’s!!! )
ㅤ
“I smell . . DELICIOUSNESS.”
Super rabbit speed charge and leap.
AT THE ROLL UP.
SWOOOOOSH!
Super rabbit speed charge and leap.
AT THE ROLL UP.
SWOOOOOSH!
January 26, 2026 at 5:19 PM
HOP.
From the wall to the ground.
Straight on her feet and amused at the ducking sight of her.
“You’re fast.”
From the wall to the ground.
Straight on her feet and amused at the ducking sight of her.
“You’re fast.”
“Hmmm. .
Alright. I found that teamwork can actually be important sometimes. I’ll keep that in mind.
But wait— you have a team?”
Alright. I found that teamwork can actually be important sometimes. I’ll keep that in mind.
But wait— you have a team?”
“ I know, right!?
You look strong, but if you ever need a hand, me and my team are always raring to go! ”
You look strong, but if you ever need a hand, me and my team are always raring to go! ”
January 26, 2026 at 5:15 PM
“Hmmm. .
Alright. I found that teamwork can actually be important sometimes. I’ll keep that in mind.
But wait— you have a team?”
Alright. I found that teamwork can actually be important sometimes. I’ll keep that in mind.
But wait— you have a team?”
“That’s right. You’re looking at her.”
January 26, 2026 at 5:13 PM
“That’s right. You’re looking at her.”
“I’m right behind you on that. Let’s kick their ass.
I already can’t wait to see what monsters I’m gonna encounter.”
I already can’t wait to see what monsters I’m gonna encounter.”
January 26, 2026 at 5:11 PM
“I’m right behind you on that. Let’s kick their ass.
I already can’t wait to see what monsters I’m gonna encounter.”
I already can’t wait to see what monsters I’m gonna encounter.”
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✦•𝐀𝐜𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭.•✦
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🕷️| 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐞.
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