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Renaissance man, misspeller, seeker, fixer & explainer, wielder of book, keyboard, saw, CAD, prybar, pruner, paddle, & the laws of physics, lover, grandpa, resistor.
Less slow motion "art" more subtance? Also weird to bury the link to the audio "version" halfway thru the article. Kinda suggests you're not serious about folks reading it.
December 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Am I the only one with this in my mind's eye?
December 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
To thinktRump's DOJ was just puppy sized then. Grown dumber too, somehow....
December 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Meet the 18 Trillion Minute Gap
December 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Shocked. I'm shocked at the logic American degeneracy pursues as the first quarter of the 21st century closes.

"Throw a sheet over the fire, round up the resistance, strike up the band & above all STEAL HARDER because this ship's going down!"
December 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Funny how Epstein Island aka Little st James coincides with Trump's area of concern.
December 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Well lookie here, they're practically the same place!

Dr Freud would feel highly validated.
December 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Thanks to Trump's antics we're
supposed to believe he's a magic freaking weather man. Oh, and he'll be straight with us about his life as a Pedophile?

Sure, okay, I'm in. Anybody have a problem with that?
December 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Live coverage!

Seriously, imagine seeing this photo and thinking, "That's my kind of tropical adventure!"
December 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If tRump was serious & not playing a political game he'd resolve the situation with an executive order dismissing Maduro from Venezuela's presidency, or even easier, Sharpie the Fentanyl away.
December 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
People held prisoner, behind barbed wire fence, are "secure" according to Dear Leader's personal goons.
December 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The Maduro intergalactic foot fungus threat will magically peak just as the DOJ releases its "My Little Redacted Joke of an Epstein Evidence Trove."
December 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
A snippet of "terms & conditions" for @choicehotels.bsky.social that owns a huge swath of the middle chains.

In sum, "If you so much as talk to us or look at one of our properties while driving by, you've surrendered all your rights."
December 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Maybe we're doing this the wrong way round, eh?
December 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
December 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Local dog catcher wouldn't have gotten past being an asshole. But ya gotta understand, as a recent Republican President, he's not so far below the norm...
December 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The master race. Yup, it's really, "So long & thanks for all the leaf mold."
December 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
For the fascist in your life, the Trump sharpie! Turns hurricanes, signs pardons, hires Gestapo, redacts embarrassing evidence you'll never release anyway!

Available only in white. No returns for product defects accepted.
December 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This gets your domain an automatic block. You sent ME an unsolicited email. You blue? Don't go corporate dodge on me.
December 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Pissed off by this email from "LiveFromTheResistance" going all "Proud boy in the lead" so let's crank up the Dem on Dem contest in California.

Per the pitch he has strong local credentials, so should have no trouble working them for now. I'd say see you in August, but too bad you're blocked.
December 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I don't understand the regimes's hyper sensitivelity about their public image...
December 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Peugeot pursues strategy of, "Rich people love dumb cars" - while irony is hospitalized. Or, Elon Musk displaces Jerry Lewis in French hearts with "Cyber Truckification" of premier car brand.
December 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Teardown News: The Felon's latest moves to turn DC into a Chucky Cheese for Oligarchs....

As brought to you by the "Architects Newspaper" - NOT Creepy Nadir News.

HUD headquarters, Cohen Building, and two other historic federal buildings may be demolished share.google/vDhTj8A0wcxV...
December 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Marie, Marie, you've lost your head!
December 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
In the immortal words of Marie Antoinette, "Let the American Rabble nourish themselves on the contents of my diapers."
December 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM