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NINTENDO
@raccoonandfrog.bsky.social
Nintendo parody account. We're just two trans dorks on a couch playing video games every wed from 1:00-3:30 EST

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https://www.twitch.tv/raccoonandfrog

https://www.youtube.com/@raccoon_and_frog?sub_confirmation=1
Death to America
January 3, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Dont kill the part of you that's cringe. KILL BOWSER!
January 2, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Remember when we made Chrono Trigger 30 years ago and ppl kept buying our products thinking they'll get another game as cool as that? Well now we finally did it. Try our new game: Chrono Trigger Remastered!
January 1, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Sorry friends, no stream today. Just ended up being too busy. Will be back next week

Cheers ✌️
December 31, 2025 at 4:31 PM
STOP SPREADING MALICIOUS LIES! LUIGI IS NOT MARIOS SUB!! HE'S HIS OWN MAN! LUIGI WOULD NEVER HAVE SEX WITH HIS BROTHER BECAUSE HE'S ASEXUAL!!!!
December 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The ship is sinking folks. Civilization is doomed! The end is near!! Do you really want to die before you get to play Mario Party Jamboree on Switch 2?
December 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Sorry about all the cockroaches ☹️
December 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Hello everyone

We were originally planning on doing our usual stream tomorrow, but with trying to host a party and whatnot things have built up, so we're taking the week off

Hope you all have a lovely winter solstice and a merry holiday of your choosing

Peace & Love ✌️💜
December 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
We like to think of ourselves as a hetero company. If it was up to us, gays would not be allowed to play nintendo.
December 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Pikmin are sperms
December 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
We now sell a lil guy you can buy who will play games for you so you can read and do taxes and pay attention to your wife, like an adult.
December 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Kirby is based off a real guy who does that.
December 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Stream is gonna be about an hour late today, around 2pm EST

Just stuck on the phone figuring out somw insurance stuff atm

See you soon
December 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
We now sell prosthetic arms that hold the steering wheel for you so you can play Mario Kart while actually driving.
December 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If you put your switch in the middle of a pentagram under a full moon, you can summon Bowser and order him to kill your enemies in real life.
December 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
We are in talks with Trent Reznor to begin development on the NIN-tendo.
December 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
We were blasted on meth and heroin when we designed the N64 controller. I thought that was obvious.
December 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
We're making a new smash bros where you don't fight at all. It's just gay group sex and you win by getting the least cucked.
December 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
We apologize for both young Link and adult Link being on Epstein Island (for different reasons)

That's our fuck up and we will rectify it with some discounts.
December 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
9/11 simulator is in the works ☺️
December 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Once again, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE DRUGS WHILE PLAYING NINTENDO!!! We WILL arrest you!
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Fuck you
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
You asked and we listened. We're adding tiddies and a dick to Hornet in Silksong.
December 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
We are releasing a new special edition controller that is very stinky.
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
In the next Mario game, enemies can bleed.
December 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM