RaccoonProblems
@raccoonproblems.bsky.social
Trash enthusiast. From the big city. Fat.
Let’s hold hands.
Let’s hold hands.
Don’t worry it’s bad on long convo apps too
December 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Don’t worry it’s bad on long convo apps too
This is like the good lord blessing me tremendously while ravaging you with herpes
December 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
This is like the good lord blessing me tremendously while ravaging you with herpes
Too blessed to be stressed
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Too blessed to be stressed
It’s about damn time
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It’s about damn time
Trying to get the courage to hold a boombox up over my head outside Adam Page’s house
December 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Trying to get the courage to hold a boombox up over my head outside Adam Page’s house
This the kind of music Homer listens to in the car waiting for Bart and Milhouse
December 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This the kind of music Homer listens to in the car waiting for Bart and Milhouse
[really high-pitched voice] “look at the adjective”
December 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
[really high-pitched voice] “look at the adjective”
Oud is a scary note for people who don’t want to smell like a barn
December 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Oud is a scary note for people who don’t want to smell like a barn
How strong is the oud note in this?
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
How strong is the oud note in this?
Put the mayor’s purple undies in the community stew pot and tell me there’s no god !
December 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Put the mayor’s purple undies in the community stew pot and tell me there’s no god !
Thank you for helping me stay as vascular as possible throughout the week
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Thank you for helping me stay as vascular as possible throughout the week
I’m just trying to take my goddamn daughter to school
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I’m just trying to take my goddamn daughter to school
Finally my screaming fits are becoming normalized
December 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Finally my screaming fits are becoming normalized