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In the service industry there are some nights that after all the sweat dries; you are covered in salt
July 31, 2025 at 6:20 AM
In the service industry there are some nights that after all the sweat dries; you are covered in salt
I don’t think Trump realizes America doesn’t make shit and buys all our good shit from other countries
April 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I don’t think Trump realizes America doesn’t make shit and buys all our good shit from other countries
What I’ve noticed about the evolution of dating apps is that a new “freakier” one comes around then the prudes move in and a new one is born
February 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
What I’ve noticed about the evolution of dating apps is that a new “freakier” one comes around then the prudes move in and a new one is born
It must be perfectly flat before I stop
February 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
It must be perfectly flat before I stop
Trump and his crew are working like a football team that had a play that worked in their favor but unless they get the next play off, the previous one will be reviewed and overturned
February 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Trump and his crew are working like a football team that had a play that worked in their favor but unless they get the next play off, the previous one will be reviewed and overturned
I’ve got nothing against the Chiefs but I do remember watching a home game of theirs and a moment of silence was requested for George Floyd and the crowd booed
Yeah, so fuck The Chiefs
#gobirds
Yeah, so fuck The Chiefs
#gobirds
January 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I’ve got nothing against the Chiefs but I do remember watching a home game of theirs and a moment of silence was requested for George Floyd and the crowd booed
Yeah, so fuck The Chiefs
#gobirds
Yeah, so fuck The Chiefs
#gobirds
This is what happens when you bureaucratically pussyfoot around impeaching a literal living monster
Kamala was no peach herself but we have welcomed doom upon our nation
Kamala was no peach herself but we have welcomed doom upon our nation
Donald Trump's flurry of executive orders has sparked lawsuits seeking to stymie the US president's plans for cracking down on immigration, shaking up the federal bureaucracy and reversing protections for transgender people. Here is a look at the cases reut.rs/40WSFXW
Where do the legal cases against Trump's executive orders stand?
Donald Trump's flurry of executive orders has sparked lawsuits seeking to stymie the U.S. president's plans for cracking down on immigration, shaking up the federal bureaucracy and reversing protections for transgender people.
reut.rs
January 30, 2025 at 6:43 AM
This is what happens when you bureaucratically pussyfoot around impeaching a literal living monster
Kamala was no peach herself but we have welcomed doom upon our nation
Kamala was no peach herself but we have welcomed doom upon our nation
I feel like I’m going to become The Substance monster in public due to LACK of health care
January 30, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I feel like I’m going to become The Substance monster in public due to LACK of health care
If you voted for Trump you should not be allowed to eat any ethnic food of the people you are oppressing
January 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If you voted for Trump you should not be allowed to eat any ethnic food of the people you are oppressing
The reason my wash and fold is so expensive in New York is because they take it to the laundromat under the Statue of Liberty
January 29, 2025 at 6:51 AM
The reason my wash and fold is so expensive in New York is because they take it to the laundromat under the Statue of Liberty
Me: “I am young at heart”
My doctor:
My doctor:
a man wearing a blue shirt that says barber vac on it
ALT: a man wearing a blue shirt that says barber vac on it
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Me: “I am young at heart”
My doctor:
My doctor:
I love that we have been watching movies for decades where the government is the enemy and we are rooting for the rebellion and now we are here
January 24, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I love that we have been watching movies for decades where the government is the enemy and we are rooting for the rebellion and now we are here
I’m happy to see my former raging alcoholic friend changing cities to become a raging pot head
He’s probably still drinking but, I assume less
He’s probably still drinking but, I assume less
January 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I’m happy to see my former raging alcoholic friend changing cities to become a raging pot head
He’s probably still drinking but, I assume less
He’s probably still drinking but, I assume less
It’s nice to see all the tired memes that I’ve seen on all the other apps here
We did it y’all we ported over
We did it y’all we ported over
January 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It’s nice to see all the tired memes that I’ve seen on all the other apps here
We did it y’all we ported over
We did it y’all we ported over
I snows in Houston and everyone flocks to the one hill that it has
January 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I snows in Houston and everyone flocks to the one hill that it has
I don’t know if these things are linked but,
The average salary on job sites have dropped by $10k since Trump was sworn in
The average salary on job sites have dropped by $10k since Trump was sworn in
January 22, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I don’t know if these things are linked but,
The average salary on job sites have dropped by $10k since Trump was sworn in
The average salary on job sites have dropped by $10k since Trump was sworn in
I don’t think Elon Musk is a N@zi as much as he is a loser that is trying to fit in
January 22, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I don’t think Elon Musk is a N@zi as much as he is a loser that is trying to fit in
I need a body cam like they put a GoPro on a dog
It starts recording when our tails wag
It starts recording when our tails wag
January 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I need a body cam like they put a GoPro on a dog
It starts recording when our tails wag
It starts recording when our tails wag
I hope congress knows that when you forbid someone from having something they want, they end up wanting it more
January 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I hope congress knows that when you forbid someone from having something they want, they end up wanting it more
They banned TikTok but I see them shits on Instagram all the time
January 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
They banned TikTok but I see them shits on Instagram all the time
My biggest New York pet peeve is when people take the shared parmesan cheese shaker to their table
January 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
My biggest New York pet peeve is when people take the shared parmesan cheese shaker to their table
I love a sleep mask
It makes me feel like I am a bird and someone is draping a blanket over my cage
It makes me feel like I am a bird and someone is draping a blanket over my cage
January 17, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I love a sleep mask
It makes me feel like I am a bird and someone is draping a blanket over my cage
It makes me feel like I am a bird and someone is draping a blanket over my cage
The unhoused in New York are there to remind you that you’re a lease away from being just like them
January 17, 2025 at 5:30 AM
The unhoused in New York are there to remind you that you’re a lease away from being just like them
If the California fires have taught us anything. Don’t have a lot of keepsakes and if you do have small ones
January 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
If the California fires have taught us anything. Don’t have a lot of keepsakes and if you do have small ones
Hey Blue Sky. Hope this is a good place to dump my stupid jokes and observations
January 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Hey Blue Sky. Hope this is a good place to dump my stupid jokes and observations