Racecarlock
@racecarlock.bsky.social
Considering the apparent size of the market for this, or rather the ridiculous and irresponsible affluence of said market, I will henceforth offer my services as a hype man for whatever the subscription fee of GPT-4o was.
Sample praise: "Bro, you're like Aristotle combined with Rick Sanchez."
Sample praise: "Bro, you're like Aristotle combined with Rick Sanchez."
February 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Considering the apparent size of the market for this, or rather the ridiculous and irresponsible affluence of said market, I will henceforth offer my services as a hype man for whatever the subscription fee of GPT-4o was.
Sample praise: "Bro, you're like Aristotle combined with Rick Sanchez."
Sample praise: "Bro, you're like Aristotle combined with Rick Sanchez."
Folie a das kapital.
February 14, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Folie a das kapital.
This reminds me of the sentient planet Mogo from the green lantern comics. One of the coolest concepts sci-fi has ever had. I should mention, Mogo is not JUST a sentient planet, they were also determined to be worthy of a green lantern ring.
So it's a sentient planet with green lantern powers. Peak
So it's a sentient planet with green lantern powers. Peak
February 14, 2026 at 3:18 AM
This reminds me of the sentient planet Mogo from the green lantern comics. One of the coolest concepts sci-fi has ever had. I should mention, Mogo is not JUST a sentient planet, they were also determined to be worthy of a green lantern ring.
So it's a sentient planet with green lantern powers. Peak
So it's a sentient planet with green lantern powers. Peak
Hey @horsedisc.bsky.social , what are your thoughts on getting bots to say funny things?
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Hey @horsedisc.bsky.social , what are your thoughts on getting bots to say funny things?
I don't know if you're into disney parks enough to want to watch RCT3 recreations of various fireworks shows they've had over the years, but check this channel out anyways.
www.youtube.com/user/Pasaway...
www.youtube.com/user/Pasaway...
PasawayandJeff
Welcome! I'm Jeff!
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February 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I don't know if you're into disney parks enough to want to watch RCT3 recreations of various fireworks shows they've had over the years, but check this channel out anyways.
www.youtube.com/user/Pasaway...
www.youtube.com/user/Pasaway...
Coughing baby wins, hydrogren bombs forget to bring detonation codes and are REALLY rethinking the whole kamikaze concept since gaining sentience.
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Coughing baby wins, hydrogren bombs forget to bring detonation codes and are REALLY rethinking the whole kamikaze concept since gaining sentience.
600,000? Nah, 1 billion or I walk.
February 13, 2026 at 12:09 AM
600,000? Nah, 1 billion or I walk.
And now for the indie rock sensation of the summer, "I missed breakfast but I have yogurt in my tote bag"!
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 PM
And now for the indie rock sensation of the summer, "I missed breakfast but I have yogurt in my tote bag"!
"but we do investigate voter fraud." OH! WELL! THANK GOODNESS! THEY NEVER THROW CLAIMS OF VOTER FRAUD AROUND WILLY NILLY, RIGHT?!
February 12, 2026 at 6:32 PM
"but we do investigate voter fraud." OH! WELL! THANK GOODNESS! THEY NEVER THROW CLAIMS OF VOTER FRAUD AROUND WILLY NILLY, RIGHT?!
Is this because Elon Musk promised to build an AI powered satellite factory there? The stock market is dumb.
February 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Is this because Elon Musk promised to build an AI powered satellite factory there? The stock market is dumb.
Not Shockwave Flash Pics?
February 12, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Not Shockwave Flash Pics?
That's texture corruption if I've ever seen it.
February 12, 2026 at 4:39 AM
That's texture corruption if I've ever seen it.
He does like weed, though. Tolkein went out of his way to make sure people know that Gandalf, Merry, and Pippin all love taking huge rips of pipe weed and setting off fireworks.
February 12, 2026 at 3:49 AM
He does like weed, though. Tolkein went out of his way to make sure people know that Gandalf, Merry, and Pippin all love taking huge rips of pipe weed and setting off fireworks.
Asexual, as far as I can tell. Maybe there's some lore I forgot or something, but most of the time he's on screen in the movies or on mindscreen in the books, chances are he'll be inspiring hobbits, curing some evil magic sickness with his magic, or throwing a bad guy around with his magic.
February 12, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Asexual, as far as I can tell. Maybe there's some lore I forgot or something, but most of the time he's on screen in the movies or on mindscreen in the books, chances are he'll be inspiring hobbits, curing some evil magic sickness with his magic, or throwing a bad guy around with his magic.
The funniest one is "There is an ova I forgot the name of"
Like, bro, you're trying to out fanboy someone. You should at least look up the names first.
Like, bro, you're trying to out fanboy someone. You should at least look up the names first.
February 11, 2026 at 11:46 PM
The funniest one is "There is an ova I forgot the name of"
Like, bro, you're trying to out fanboy someone. You should at least look up the names first.
Like, bro, you're trying to out fanboy someone. You should at least look up the names first.
Also, bad idea and time to give aircraft controllers more reasons to quit. Just saying.
February 11, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Also, bad idea and time to give aircraft controllers more reasons to quit. Just saying.
Also, we're really really NOT in an era where someone's going to want to stick around playing something mid when there's an absolute avalanche of good games that are out right now. Overwatch, Marvel Rivals, Valorant, Apex Legends, like, who's going to want to wait for updates when they don't have to
February 11, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Also, we're really really NOT in an era where someone's going to want to stick around playing something mid when there's an absolute avalanche of good games that are out right now. Overwatch, Marvel Rivals, Valorant, Apex Legends, like, who's going to want to wait for updates when they don't have to
Also, at best, this is a 15 second ad for low tier fortnite skins or a protein supplement or some mobile fighting game. I think Hollywood's probably going to live.
February 11, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Also, at best, this is a 15 second ad for low tier fortnite skins or a protein supplement or some mobile fighting game. I think Hollywood's probably going to live.
Like, the original halo trilogy fundamentally sold people on the gameplay using excellent single player campaigns, and then people enjoyed the competitive aspects of multiplayer AND messing around with the physics.
Highguard, Anthem, fuck it, Concord, campaigns would have made them ALL better.
Highguard, Anthem, fuck it, Concord, campaigns would have made them ALL better.
February 11, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Like, the original halo trilogy fundamentally sold people on the gameplay using excellent single player campaigns, and then people enjoyed the competitive aspects of multiplayer AND messing around with the physics.
Highguard, Anthem, fuck it, Concord, campaigns would have made them ALL better.
Highguard, Anthem, fuck it, Concord, campaigns would have made them ALL better.
The country song Archie's thinking of writing: bsky.app/profile/robr...
I was attempting to demonstrate how hollow and generic modern pop-country is so I created an AI song, but it took my lyrical prompt as the actual lyrics. it kind of slams
February 11, 2026 at 11:15 PM
The country song Archie's thinking of writing: bsky.app/profile/robr...