My Italian boyfriend called beans on toast ‘a horrible bruschetta’ and I am stunned tbh

Facts 🐈‍⬛

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Walked past a music festival playing in our little Italian town (here for part of the summer) and Cradle of Filth are headlining 😂 getting flashbacks of 2003

My birthday cake deserves its own post 🎂

Thank you to the Orange One for wiping out all my years of savings and investments in one day 🙃😭

Some random things I did during lockdown:

Befriended a fox who started visiting me daily

Had an ice cream van deliver to my door

Went to a VR pub with a surprisingly weird vibe

Converted my family’s old VHS home videos to digital form

Became obsessed with checking the garden wildlife camera

Watched The Substance and I can't stop thinking about how it’s a brutal metaphor for how we make choices when we’re young that harm our older selves. Also a commentary on how women are treated as they age. The last half an hour was insane 😂 So unsettling but so layered @coraliefargeat.bsky.social 👏🏻

Happy Valentines Day to all, especially my cat who has been trying to eat my roses all morning 🌹💘