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Rachel H
@rachelcraves.bsky.social
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Sometimes writer, sometimes musician, always online. She/her/hers.
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Texts from me to a friend in the course of 6 minutes, trying to remember Uwe Boll's name.
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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They stole my idea!
A text I sent thay says "My other party idea is a phone call party where we get together and all make the phone calls we've been putting off and then we eat ice cream as a reward."
November 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Do me a favor and vote for BRPM for Best Music Nonprofit! bostonmusicawards.com/vote/
A screenshot of BRPM (Boston Raising Powerful Musicians) selected from a drop down for The Margaret Stewart Lindsay Music Non-Profit of the Year
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Watching yesterday's sumo and excited to see Aonishiki has a Keith Haring kesho-mawashi!
A picture of Ukrainian sumo wrestler Aonishiki wearing a kesho-mawashi (apron) with art by Keith Haring, and a close-up of the art.
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Still crushed about this
A screenshot of my Facebook post from on this day 10 years ago that says: Totally crushed that I'm too sick for Carly Rae Jepsen tonight :(
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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This is some sadistic shit.
A screenshot of my inbox with an email from 123greetings.com and the subject line "Daylight Savings Time Ends ecards."
November 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Substitute Teacher of the Year 1996, Peggy Hill.
Me wearing glasses, a blue tank top, and knee-length shorts.
November 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Found a few more! Tatum Riley.
Me in a blonde wig, green shirt, and spiral mini skirt.
November 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect."
A mirror selfie of my Halloween costume. I am wearing a brown bodysuit, a sleep cap, cockroach antennae, and cardboard wings.
November 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Last year. Shania Twain from the video for That Don't Impress Me Much
Me in leopard print pants, crop top, and duster.
October 31, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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2017? Aubrey Plaza's character from Legion, whose name escapes me.
Me in a suit with my fingers pointed at my head like a gun. A screenshot of Aubrey Plaza in Legion with her fingers pointed at her head like a gun.
October 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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I didn't go anywhere in 2020 but I did dress up as Andre 3000 from the Hey Ya video.
Me in plaid pants, a green button down shirt, and white suspenders, holding an old-timey microphone.
October 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Standard witch.
Me in a witch hat with a black feathery shoulder cloak thing.
October 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Telephone representative from John Wick.
Me in a frilly pink shirt with cat eye glasses and a headset.
October 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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One of my favorites: the video tutorial girl from Battle Royale.
Me in an orange tshirt and a camo mini skirt and hat, holding a fake axe.
October 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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A thread of some of my past Halloween costumes.
Me as a baby dressed as a pumpkin.
October 31, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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I'm pleased to report that the Transylvania Free Library is back, and this year Dracula is joined by Frankenstein.
A black, coffin-shaped little free library. It contains Halloween lollipops, wax fangs, various editions of Dracula and Frankenstein books. A Dracula and Frankenstein figure are behind a window at the top.
October 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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When you log Scream on Letterboxd the spoilers icon is Ghost Face instead of Darth Vader.
A screenshot of thr Letterboxd review screen with a Ghost Face icon for "Review contains spoilers" circled to draw attention.
October 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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I googled Hays Code and the AI result is...not true.
Screenshot of AI Google results about the Hays Code, "Impact: The code significantly changed the way films were made, and its restrictions led to some infamous creative workarounds and the popularization of phrases like "Bury Your Gays" to hide LGBTQ+ characters."
October 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Happy anniversary to this joke.
A Facebook post from "on this day 7 years ago" where I wrote, "My wedding is a week from today, which means... in seven days I will see the ring"
October 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Today on Tales From Hinge
A message from someone that says, "Hello there. Thank you for liking my photo. We should totally argue over what the best horror movies are!" And my reply, "Oh, that sounds awful!"
September 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Ah yes, the three primary colors
Amazon options to buy a notebook in Green, Purple, or Shark.
September 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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And the most unhinged Yandy Halloween costume of 2025 is...

Sexy Ozempic.
A mini dress that looks like an Ozempic auto-injector.
September 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Sexy Baby Yoda.
Brown fleecy bodysuit with Baby Yoda collar and ears.
September 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Sexy Darth Vader has a bucket hat.
Sexy Darth Vader costume including a black bucket hat.
September 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM