“Listen carefully because I’m only going to say this once….. Castlevetrano Olives go in EVERY dish.”
May 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“Listen carefully because I’m only going to say this once….. Castlevetrano Olives go in EVERY dish.”
Me in the 2nd national security group chat
April 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Me in the 2nd national security group chat
Me: opening a can of olives that sounds exactly like a can of tuna.
My Cat:
My Cat:
April 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Me: opening a can of olives that sounds exactly like a can of tuna.
My Cat:
My Cat:
drop some bath tubs
March 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
drop some bath tubs
This book! It’s GREAT.
February 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This book! It’s GREAT.
Gentle reminder to those who don’t observe
November 24, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Gentle reminder to those who don’t observe
Fellas who WFH together stay together. (Mostly cause one of them never goes outside).
November 18, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Fellas who WFH together stay together. (Mostly cause one of them never goes outside).
This is who I am in my heart of hearts. Look who you are being mean to
October 22, 2024 at 5:33 AM
This is who I am in my heart of hearts. Look who you are being mean to
Me writing a scary email to my boss
October 5, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Me writing a scary email to my boss
Me, writing a stern email once every three years… then signing off with “if not, no worries!!!”
April 6, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Me, writing a stern email once every three years… then signing off with “if not, no worries!!!”
Me and my cat waiting for my Zoom job interview:
March 16, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Me and my cat waiting for my Zoom job interview:
We are floral posting !?
September 11, 2023 at 10:58 PM
We are floral posting !?
Me, the first one awake in the airbnb, quietly waiting for my friends to stir.
August 29, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Me, the first one awake in the airbnb, quietly waiting for my friends to stir.
Job posting: “Looking for an ambitious person, a go getter, a real entrepreneur and team leader.”
Me:
Me:
August 7, 2023 at 11:00 PM
Job posting: “Looking for an ambitious person, a go getter, a real entrepreneur and team leader.”
Me:
Me:
Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally
August 5, 2023 at 4:36 PM
Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally
Watching everyone on Bluesky spiral about Dril
July 19, 2023 at 6:36 PM
Watching everyone on Bluesky spiral about Dril
Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, not a selfie.
July 9, 2023 at 10:38 PM
Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, not a selfie.
Me on Twitter vs. Me on Bluesky
July 4, 2023 at 4:28 PM
Me on Twitter vs. Me on Bluesky
Me, setting up yet another social media account to stay up on all the questionable content the internet has to offer.
July 3, 2023 at 5:52 AM
Me, setting up yet another social media account to stay up on all the questionable content the internet has to offer.