I did 20 mins of my workout without starting my Apple Watch…. 10 mins of which were the stair master and the other 10 deficit deadlifts… 😭😭😭

Not a coincidence that the thing on the right happened right after the thing on the left came out.

Every year I decide I’m going to individually respond to all birthday messages including social media posts since people took time out of their day I should return the action. Every time about 1/2 through I regret it 😂 I complete it anyhow, excited to repeat this cycle next year 🤣

Oligarchy (noun): A government of and by a few at the top, who exercise power for their own benefit. Their power and wealth increase as they make laws that favor themselves, manipulate financial markets, and create monopolies that put more wealth into their pockets.

That was NOT an accident. That was forceful and aggressive he meant that salute. #elonmusk #nazi #fascist #amerikkka

Did my first accidental TikTok click already 😭😭

I really need this app and @thestorygraph.com to let you search contacts, I want more of my friends on there but don’t want to text everyone asking for their usernames 😭

Sigh. We tried to warn them.

I really needs some new songs for 2025. I got my wrap up and everything in my top is not even remotely recent

Also, go Bucks!

O-H!

My kid really just wants to watch documentaries on space or airplanes….

…he’s 2… and like freshly 2 😂😂😂