Everyone said the first Christmas spent with my fiancé's family would be a shock, but it's honestly fine and really nice, except that his family's idea of a good Christmas family film is the non-Muppets version of A Christmas Carol and my family's is Ali G Indahouse.

I must not return to X to gawk at the Muppet History sexual harassment scandal. I must not return to X to gawk at the Muppet History sexual harassment scandal. I must not return to X to gawk at the Muppet History sexual harassment scandal.