I don't think it's the only alliance they will come to regret. Would you look at the mar-a-wtf-happened-to-your-lips-lago!

So fucking crooked.

Failure? DOGE was a colossal success right out of the gate. They moved quickly, wreaked havoc, & brazenly lifted all the data they could find. Nobody has to worry about privacy anymore; that ship has sailed. They just finished early.

I finally had to Google 'felching'. Yikes. This is our Secretary of Health and Human Services. He wants to restrict our ability to vaccinate ourselves & our children, because he believes it's unsafe, but thinks sucking non-native bodily fluids out of a reporter's butthole is A-OK.