I’ve cooked some things that smoked enough to set off the smoke alarms, which absolutely terrify my dog. So now he associates the stove with the fire alarms and leaves to go outside whenever I use the stove or range.

Not a fucking chance.

Here comes the right hand that broke Jake’s jaw. He threw that from his freaking waist.

Another clear attempt to insight violence against a political enemy. This must stop.

My alarms may have been turned to whisper, but other than that my new iPhone 17 is very satisfactory and better than my iPhone 14 Pro.

He has always looked sleazy to me. Am I the only 1?