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Showers in hotel rooms just hit different
December 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Showers in hotel rooms just hit different
The current thing that makes me feel like an animal in a trap, gnawing its foot off is the fact that the world sucks, everyone is unhappy, and it's all owned by five people who are determined to make things worse. There's nothing we can do, it's just like that now.
December 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The current thing that makes me feel like an animal in a trap, gnawing its foot off is the fact that the world sucks, everyone is unhappy, and it's all owned by five people who are determined to make things worse. There's nothing we can do, it's just like that now.
And if I say that Fire Emblem: Fates is better than Three Houses, then what?
December 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
And if I say that Fire Emblem: Fates is better than Three Houses, then what?
Doflamingo is an actual, canon rapist and he's one of the most popular characters in the series. You'll have to excuse me if I don't take people who call Sanji a p*do seriously. All y'all have is a 1990s perv gag turned up to 11 by Toei and a non canon movie. Sit down.
December 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Doflamingo is an actual, canon rapist and he's one of the most popular characters in the series. You'll have to excuse me if I don't take people who call Sanji a p*do seriously. All y'all have is a 1990s perv gag turned up to 11 by Toei and a non canon movie. Sit down.
What a great day to remember that publishing, by and large, still centers whiteness and heteronormativity. Don't believe me? First of all, grow up. Secondly, look at the Goodreads Choice Awards nominees.
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
What a great day to remember that publishing, by and large, still centers whiteness and heteronormativity. Don't believe me? First of all, grow up. Secondly, look at the Goodreads Choice Awards nominees.
I said the words "don't hit me unless it'll kill me" out loud in the car today. Looks like we're depressed again, kids.
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I said the words "don't hit me unless it'll kill me" out loud in the car today. Looks like we're depressed again, kids.
Shouldn't the people who are so concerned about the age gap between Lumine and Childe also be concerned about the age gap between Wriothesley and Neuvilette or does it not count when it's two hot dudes? Apply it evenly, ye scoundrels!
December 4, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Shouldn't the people who are so concerned about the age gap between Lumine and Childe also be concerned about the age gap between Wriothesley and Neuvilette or does it not count when it's two hot dudes? Apply it evenly, ye scoundrels!
Spotify called me old.
December 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Spotify called me old.
It's depressing how little people care about fics these days. They take so much work and yet, no one cares. It's even worse if you're trying to promote original stuff. It's discouraging.
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It's depressing how little people care about fics these days. They take so much work and yet, no one cares. It's even worse if you're trying to promote original stuff. It's discouraging.
Hello, #zosan girlies. I finished and posted the first chapter of my weird fae/omegaverse fic Paraselene. I hope you all enjoy it. archiveofourown.org/works/749878...
Paraselene - Chapter 1 - Torpor - One Piece (Anime & Manga) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Hello, #zosan girlies. I finished and posted the first chapter of my weird fae/omegaverse fic Paraselene. I hope you all enjoy it. archiveofourown.org/works/749878...
Wine
Boy
Pussy
Boy
Pussy
marriage money friends god pls actually i need something to drag me out of the depression hole
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Wine
Boy
Pussy
Boy
Pussy
Apparently, there are a lot of rumors about what corned beef is that none of us will ever understand...
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Apparently, there are a lot of rumors about what corned beef is that none of us will ever understand...
Edelgard fans are so illiterate dude.
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Edelgard fans are so illiterate dude.
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Well it took all day but my mom finally upset me.
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Well it took all day but my mom finally upset me.
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Zoro but rounder
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Zoro but rounder
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I could not not redraw this meme with ZoSan
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I could not not redraw this meme with ZoSan
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No comedian ever made me as confused as Bo Burnham. I mean that positively. Like Make Happy was a masterpiece and I still think about it. I was laughing until the last ten minutes and then I'm sobbing uncontrollably in my apartment. Well played, sir.
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
No comedian ever made me as confused as Bo Burnham. I mean that positively. Like Make Happy was a masterpiece and I still think about it. I was laughing until the last ten minutes and then I'm sobbing uncontrollably in my apartment. Well played, sir.
I was humming "Don't Worry be Happy" and now I'm feeling absolutely devastated. That was my little boy's favorite song. I miss my birds so much.
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I was humming "Don't Worry be Happy" and now I'm feeling absolutely devastated. That was my little boy's favorite song. I miss my birds so much.
Thanksgiving/autumnal fic? Yes. I plan to have this out as a Thanksgiving treat that Sanji and Zeff would be proud of. It'll have all the saucy #zosan flavor we love.
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Thanksgiving/autumnal fic? Yes. I plan to have this out as a Thanksgiving treat that Sanji and Zeff would be proud of. It'll have all the saucy #zosan flavor we love.
You know...I've mentioned before that I don't like romantasy. I think it's poorly written at its best and actively patriarchal at its worst. However. I don't want to hear a man's opinion on it. Men hyperbolically call it the downfall of society because it's "just porn," +
November 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
You know...I've mentioned before that I don't like romantasy. I think it's poorly written at its best and actively patriarchal at its worst. However. I don't want to hear a man's opinion on it. Men hyperbolically call it the downfall of society because it's "just porn," +
Do you guys ever think of how much Zoro revolves around the number three? Three earrings. Three swords. SANdai Kitetsu. SANji. It's almost like #zosan are meant to be, whether you ship it or not.
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Do you guys ever think of how much Zoro revolves around the number three? Three earrings. Three swords. SANdai Kitetsu. SANji. It's almost like #zosan are meant to be, whether you ship it or not.
What do you guys think about a story set on a cruise liner? Think the Titanic instead of a modern cruise ship. I'm thinking of elements of the movie Ghost Ship. At least the opening scene, not so much the rest of it.
November 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
What do you guys think about a story set on a cruise liner? Think the Titanic instead of a modern cruise ship. I'm thinking of elements of the movie Ghost Ship. At least the opening scene, not so much the rest of it.