She also demanded I wrap the lid to a pot, which was a first for me. The lid wasn't particularly delicate, it was too big for the paper I have, and the pot was in its own bag anyway, but still she insisted on having it wrapped.

"Did you remove all the security?"

"Yes, don't worry, it's part of my job."

"How many items did I buy?"

"*Slightly curt* This many, including the plastic bags."

"Jeez, I'm just asking!"

"How much are these placemats? There's no tag."

"Well, let me just look--"

"Never mind, I don't want them."

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"Are you sure nothing got double-scanned?"

"Yes. If that happens, the register beeps tw--"

"I'll just count everything myself after."

Oh wait, that's just the proximity detection thingy.

I thought it was one of those automated assistance things.