Someone should also introduce that mouth breather about the following inventions: undershirts, pit shields, antiperspirant.

How about canceling?

Now we're learning that Michael's craft store scammed its customers. Items that were giing to be on sale on Black Friday? They more than DOUBLED the price of these items for the week leading up to the sale and then marked them 40-50% off, and prevented customers from using coupons.

Blast this.

Also, the sales companies are offering are very minimal. This isn't the flex they're trying to make it out to be. This reporting is extremely manipulative.

The dollar amount is up. Don't forget: prices are up 25-40% over last year in some markets.

What you're reading doesn't mean more people are out shopping.

So Mrs. Miller is functionally illiterate. Good to know.

And she's very bit as ugliest as you'd expect the kong-lost love child of Hermann Höring and Rudolf Hess to be. Hopefully she meets the same end.