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Stephaniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie
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Man I just do not use this platform, huh?

How do I make this better? Like how do I…make this an enjoyable social media experience?
April 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The Disney show “Life With Derek” must have had an effect on the stepsibling kink numbers, no?
February 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I did not have a very nice day.

But I do have freshly washed sheets, so that’ll be nice.
January 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
New law I have had the great misfortune to discover: If it’s delicious, it will irritate my IBS.
January 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Greys Anatomy rewatch. Season 1 thoughts—

-I like asshole Karev.
-I forgot how much I liked Yang and Burke
-That final scene with Addison? Perfection.
-The soundtrack really does slap.
January 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Contact your representatives/senators and demand they call out that display of hate speech we all saw at the inauguration.

Make them call it out, or make them acknowledge that they saw and are perfectly okay with it.

If nothing else, it’ll inform your future vote.
January 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
First three reads of the year: Assistant to the Villain by Hannah Nicole Marhrer: adventurous, fluffy, and so entertaining.
The Stroke Of Winter by Wendy Webb: a quick thriller read with a cozy side.
Into The Drowning Deep by Mira Grant: incredible. Science meets science fiction meets horror. Wow.
January 21, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I’m trying to cut back on screen time, so naturally I’ve been on my phone more than ever.
January 20, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Vine was one word. Tik-tok was two. So whatever short-form video app that comes next should have a three-word title.

My vote is “Lightly Salted Nuts.”
January 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Also I know that, due to my posting, it may seem that all I eat is pizza and chicken nuggets.

I eat like super healthy stuff too. But carbs are self care, babies.
January 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Wendy’s chicken nuggets are the superior fast/food nugget. This is not debatable.
January 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Me: I will definitely not eat this whole pizza! That’s preposterous!

Me, but later: That pizza was probably smaller than it looked.
January 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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In 2025, you can catch us every third Sunday at Strike Theater in NE Mpls! January 19th is our vampire show, a celebration for Twilight fans, Dracula fans, and everyone in between...but not you, Guillermo.
January 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
His new favorite place to sit.
January 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I indulged for dinner tonight and while it was delicious, I am in PAIN, my dudes.
January 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
We back, babies
January 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Insanely grateful for good people
August 29, 2023 at 4:06 AM
Much discourse about Trumps weight. Alas, I cannot participate, as I have listed the same weight on my drivers license for over ten years, and as my knees will attest, it is a lie.
August 25, 2023 at 6:18 PM
I have to sign a letter in front of a notary stating that I promise to use my FAFSA funds for grad school and nothing else.

They must’ve seen my savings account.
August 14, 2023 at 12:54 AM
I am close with exactly one person I went to college with. Actually, same with high school.

So the friends that I have right now I met within the past ten years. Which means my frontal lobe was mostly developed when I was like “yeah, I want to keep them around,” which seems correct.
August 11, 2023 at 3:20 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
August 11, 2023 at 2:55 AM
My shitty oven overheated so much it melted my brand new electric kettle that was sitting on top of it.

I don’t have tea kettle money just lying around, to say nothing of stovetop money.
August 7, 2023 at 1:28 AM
I tried to defeat the adhd by making a list of tasks I have to do, but the adhd said “look at it all written down that’s too much let’s not start”
August 6, 2023 at 3:36 PM
I had a dream last night that I was back in my BFA Acting program and Timothee Chalamet was my classmate and he was SO MEAN.
August 2, 2023 at 2:02 PM
I think I’ve reached the level of “how will I pay my rent” stress to where I just don’t feel anything anymore. 🙃
August 1, 2023 at 3:04 AM