Easily Amused. Employed. Dark & twisty.
The ranty monologue years.
All views my own.
Nevertheless, she persisted.
Today I will get very wet when I head outside.
This seems not normal.
Today I will get very wet when I head outside.
This seems not normal.
For sure.
For sure.
I absolutely know that me at any other time of the day cannot cope with her legacy most of the time.
I absolutely know that me at any other time of the day cannot cope with her legacy most of the time.
Asking for myself.
Asking for myself.
Just going to keep working on it in 2025.
Just going to keep working on it in 2025.
I already know they are mad at me, this is not helping.
I already know they are mad at me, this is not helping.
Turns out I did.
What a knobber.
Turns out I did.
What a knobber.
I'm not a fan of adding in another month end but sweet mother of God it'd be offset by the lack of mental gymnastics around planning flucating dates.
I'm not a fan of adding in another month end but sweet mother of God it'd be offset by the lack of mental gymnastics around planning flucating dates.
Which might be a contender for title of my memoir.
Which might be a contender for title of my memoir.
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Add a tiny bit of dark muscovado sugar & make it a flat marmite white instead.
Chefs kiss. No notes.
Add a tiny bit of dark muscovado sugar & make it a flat marmite white instead.
Chefs kiss. No notes.
I stop because coffee is life & reading is fun.
I stop because coffee is life & reading is fun.
(and most men)
(and most men)
Perfect Saturday morning before 10am.
Perfect Saturday morning before 10am.
Coming back me is as furious as expected.
Coming back me is as furious as expected.
Oh I hate it here.
Can you add a bit more positivity to that statement?
Oh I'm positive I hate it here
Oh I hate it here.
Can you add a bit more positivity to that statement?
Oh I'm positive I hate it here
I just love Calista Flockhart & Rob Lowe 😭
I just love Calista Flockhart & Rob Lowe 😭