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bozo
@raetoaster.bsky.social
· Dec 7
I'm honor bound to be your nemesis on every platform
I pledge to fight this scourge wherever thoust might appear.
Not enough shitheads on bluesky yet. Ecosystem feels off.
March 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Not enough shitheads on bluesky yet. Ecosystem feels off.
I just fixed a printer at work and I'm growing four times my normal size and feasting on the manna of the universe.
March 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I just fixed a printer at work and I'm growing four times my normal size and feasting on the manna of the universe.
If I invite you to the group chat where we're talking shit about you by "mistake" know that I don't make mistakes.
March 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
If I invite you to the group chat where we're talking shit about you by "mistake" know that I don't make mistakes.
Censor myself and cave to the whims of an algorithm?? It's the very antithesis of punk rock.
March 14, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Censor myself and cave to the whims of an algorithm?? It's the very antithesis of punk rock.
Just saw a video where this girl let her cat in the kitchen cabinets. With the clean plates. I truly am aghast.
March 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Just saw a video where this girl let her cat in the kitchen cabinets. With the clean plates. I truly am aghast.
I have once again been spiritually defeated by the mail merge wizard
February 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I have once again been spiritually defeated by the mail merge wizard
The drywall anchor is 2-0.
I have once again been humbled and defeated by a drywall anchor.
January 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The drywall anchor is 2-0.
Girl. Please stop showing me that rabbit you turned inside out.
(I drew a picture instead of posting a pic because I felt y'all did not deserve to see what I saw).
(I drew a picture instead of posting a pic because I felt y'all did not deserve to see what I saw).
January 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Girl. Please stop showing me that rabbit you turned inside out.
(I drew a picture instead of posting a pic because I felt y'all did not deserve to see what I saw).
(I drew a picture instead of posting a pic because I felt y'all did not deserve to see what I saw).
I have once again been humbled and defeated by a drywall anchor.
January 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I have once again been humbled and defeated by a drywall anchor.
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repost if you agree
January 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
repost if you agree
My 17-year-old childhood dog was attacked by coyotes and had to be put down. But know this. That bitch didn't "die." She had to be killed. And that forever makes her metal.
January 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My 17-year-old childhood dog was attacked by coyotes and had to be put down. But know this. That bitch didn't "die." She had to be killed. And that forever makes her metal.
The immediate kinship between two Pokemon TCG players with the same profile pic is a feeling I wish to bottle
January 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The immediate kinship between two Pokemon TCG players with the same profile pic is a feeling I wish to bottle
It's only a matter of time before Alexbro789 shows his face here. And believe you me, I'll be ready for him. Just you wait.
December 10, 2024 at 7:15 PM
It's only a matter of time before Alexbro789 shows his face here. And believe you me, I'll be ready for him. Just you wait.
Custom-Mugs-Only-Christmas. If you don't use mugs too bad. You should've thought about that before you agreed to Mug Christmas, you idiot.
December 10, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Custom-Mugs-Only-Christmas. If you don't use mugs too bad. You should've thought about that before you agreed to Mug Christmas, you idiot.
brb. Coyotes too close to the house so imma go outside and bark with the dogs for a minute.
December 8, 2024 at 5:30 AM
brb. Coyotes too close to the house so imma go outside and bark with the dogs for a minute.
Sorry can't go out. I've got a family thing.
The family thing in question: watching 60 minutes on my phone with the subtitles on while playing Jeopardy with my mother.
The family thing in question: watching 60 minutes on my phone with the subtitles on while playing Jeopardy with my mother.
December 8, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Sorry can't go out. I've got a family thing.
The family thing in question: watching 60 minutes on my phone with the subtitles on while playing Jeopardy with my mother.
The family thing in question: watching 60 minutes on my phone with the subtitles on while playing Jeopardy with my mother.
I pledge to fight this scourge wherever thoust might appear.
I'm honor bound to be your nemesis on every platform
December 7, 2024 at 5:15 AM
I pledge to fight this scourge wherever thoust might appear.
Happy to find that when I joined Bluesky my #1 hater was already here. Makes me feel at home.
December 6, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Happy to find that when I joined Bluesky my #1 hater was already here. Makes me feel at home.
Astronauts in movies got slick ass spacesuits. I wanna see one em save the world in this type of shit
December 6, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Astronauts in movies got slick ass spacesuits. I wanna see one em save the world in this type of shit
"I listened to more than that" "my wrapped is wrong" you listened but did not hear.
December 6, 2024 at 10:41 PM
"I listened to more than that" "my wrapped is wrong" you listened but did not hear.
NO TOMATO SOUP ALL WEEK. DO THEY SIMPLY WANT ME TO DIE??
My cafe changed the soup of the day schedule without warning, and I saw the devil taking notes. I expect this shit to be implemented in hell by the end of the next quarter.
December 5, 2024 at 8:08 PM
NO TOMATO SOUP ALL WEEK. DO THEY SIMPLY WANT ME TO DIE??
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mfs want to see me fall because i stay experiencing a sense of childlike wonder
November 25, 2024 at 11:12 PM
mfs want to see me fall because i stay experiencing a sense of childlike wonder
"I hate tarot." "It's not real." Not me bitch, I'm vain. *twirls finger in hair* Tell me about myself.
December 3, 2024 at 11:32 PM
"I hate tarot." "It's not real." Not me bitch, I'm vain. *twirls finger in hair* Tell me about myself.
My cafe changed the soup of the day schedule without warning, and I saw the devil taking notes. I expect this shit to be implemented in hell by the end of the next quarter.
December 3, 2024 at 6:12 AM
My cafe changed the soup of the day schedule without warning, and I saw the devil taking notes. I expect this shit to be implemented in hell by the end of the next quarter.
I miss when shit just turned on.
December 3, 2024 at 5:59 AM
I miss when shit just turned on.