I was an early adopter of AI slop, I've been laughing my ass off at Conway's Game of Life for years
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I was an early adopter of AI slop, I've been laughing my ass off at Conway's Game of Life for years
Just gave blood so a mosquito would one shot me right now
October 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Just gave blood so a mosquito would one shot me right now
90 year old algorithm still serves its slop the old fashioned way
October 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
90 year old algorithm still serves its slop the old fashioned way
Like true American patriots, the democrats have strived to be better than the British labor party at being ineffectual and inept
October 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Like true American patriots, the democrats have strived to be better than the British labor party at being ineffectual and inept
Just sitting at home, generating various odors
October 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Just sitting at home, generating various odors
Heartbreaking: Suicidal squirrel has stored no acorns for the winter
October 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Heartbreaking: Suicidal squirrel has stored no acorns for the winter
It's an immensely empowering thought that I can start a battle at any time
September 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It's an immensely empowering thought that I can start a battle at any time
My gym split is PPKL: Push, Pull, Kegals, Legs
September 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
My gym split is PPKL: Push, Pull, Kegals, Legs
Just got out of our weekly leftist pow-wow meeting. We couldn't decide who to assassinate next, we spent the whole meeting doing land acknowledgements and stating our pronouns, which takes a while when you have the entirety of California called in.
September 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Just got out of our weekly leftist pow-wow meeting. We couldn't decide who to assassinate next, we spent the whole meeting doing land acknowledgements and stating our pronouns, which takes a while when you have the entirety of California called in.
Happy birthday, America!
September 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Happy birthday, America!
I didn't even know he was sick
September 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I didn't even know he was sick
Hairline just made a sonic boom from receding so fast
August 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Hairline just made a sonic boom from receding so fast
Single and ready to mangle
August 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Single and ready to mangle
Commenting "Unc's still got it" on girls' selfies
August 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Commenting "Unc's still got it" on girls' selfies
Social pressure from the fire department is keeping me from having any fun
July 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Social pressure from the fire department is keeping me from having any fun
Goth girl with a Sonic the Hedgehog themed poster gave me sunscreen at the protest and I did not get her number, so I guess you could say the day ended in failure
June 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Goth girl with a Sonic the Hedgehog themed poster gave me sunscreen at the protest and I did not get her number, so I guess you could say the day ended in failure
But officer, this is my emotional support brick
June 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
But officer, this is my emotional support brick
The Kid Rock Cave Theory states that Kid Rock might currently be inside a cave
June 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The Kid Rock Cave Theory states that Kid Rock might currently be inside a cave
Thank God the new Car Seat Headrest album is good cause if it wasn't I was gonna have to kill myself
May 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Thank God the new Car Seat Headrest album is good cause if it wasn't I was gonna have to kill myself
Fluids check! Do you still have yours?
April 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Fluids check! Do you still have yours?
You've heard of breakfast in bed, but what if you could have breakfast in 𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘩? Introducing: The Waterproof Toaster.
April 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
You've heard of breakfast in bed, but what if you could have breakfast in 𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘩? Introducing: The Waterproof Toaster.
You're telling me if I post some pure heat, some absolute bangers, I could get a free vacation to El Salvador?
April 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
You're telling me if I post some pure heat, some absolute bangers, I could get a free vacation to El Salvador?
Saying my prayers and land acknowledgement before bed
April 13, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Saying my prayers and land acknowledgement before bed