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Happy Birthday, from the future (and me too)! I hope the cake is delicious!
December 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Let ‘em die a bunch, but every time they are instantly resurrected with another hat stacked on their head (each hat has a random minor curse and easy-ish/thematically appropriate way to remove the curse stitched inside). Pray to the poorly hidden god of many names: waldo.fandom.com/wiki/Interna...
International variations
The character of Waldo goes by different names in different parts of the world. Names include Waldo, Wally, Walter, Willie, Willy, Hugo, Holger, Ubaldo, Jonas, Hetti, Ali, and Charlie. To better adapt...
waldo.fandom.com
December 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
In case you want it still stuck in your head, only faster: m.soundcloud.com/turbo8/a-cru...
A Cruel Angel's Thesis / Eurobeat Remix
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December 22, 2025 at 7:34 AM
To the tune of santa clause is coming to town:
“You better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out; you better watch out. You had better watch out, watch out!”
December 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Booth looks outstanding!
December 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Most of the artists I’ve worked with reply to emails and let me know, or are proactive and ping me if the timeline is getting close (vastly prefer the proactive route). Totally understand life happens, and I don’t typically commission to a real world deadline, so extending timelines is stress free
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Both of which could have been solved had they responded & given a reasonable timeline (if they were still interested in doing the commissions).
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
As a client, I have had to request 2 refunds. One through Paypal after being ghosted by an artist - literally never heard back, even after PayPal refunded the money. Another from an artist who didn’t stick to their timeline and also didn’t respond to emails until after I filed the Paypal refund form
December 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“quarterjack” a new word for the ol’ word pocket. Thank you sir!
November 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
3rd setting on the back of the dagger: “Goods”
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Whoops, my bad. I appreciate you for letting me know! Also, that painting is crazy cute!
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Jacques cautiously watching how fast the gecko drinks; as that gecko warms up enough, Hot Jacquesolate might be on the menu…
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It’d be a real shame if those kneecaps of yours were to catch fire. Perhaps you’d like to purchase some insurance…
November 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The melon baller comment made the ol’ involuntary squirm happen… well played!
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Guessing you’ve tried everything under the Sun at this point, but throwing a thing out there that I’ve just heard about on the off chance you haven’t seen it already: cognitive shuffling (www.researchgate.net/publication/...) - full text pdf was free when I checked just now
October 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Thought that was a joke at first; then I went to the site… ugh
October 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I do software, but hopefully still helpful: the main thing that impacts the price now that commissions aren’t my livelihood is how fun I think the project sounds (I quote a price range and have a very clear breakdown of what they’re getting as part of that).
September 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The Littlest Family’s Big Day (cute adventure), Jamberry (fun rhyming), 1 Grumpy Bruce (counting and a fun bear roar), Corduroy (cute adventure), Goodnight Moon (find the mouse), Goodnight Gorilla (find the red balloon), I am a Bunny, Beautiful Oops (movable/touchable pages), Little Blue Truck
August 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Moving day‽ May you have all the energy of a mouse using a magical amulet to escape from a field that is about to be plowed!
a cartoon character is surrounded by soap bubbles and has a purple scarf around his neck
ALT: a cartoon character is surrounded by soap bubbles and has a purple scarf around his neck
media.tenor.com
August 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Awesome, here’s hoping you have nice, chill neighbors!
July 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I hope the tour went well!
July 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Totally understandable; gotta be lots of weird angles and shadows when drapes copulate
July 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Oooo, I would happily make both of those. I will seek out this garlic salt first though…
March 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Any chance you have a favorite recipe for said garlic dip that you’d be willing to share?
March 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM