What the absolute crashing FUCK

I currently have my brother's standoffish cat sitting on me and purring, it really does feel good

John was like "We now have a diary of a guy who supervised moving stone blocks from the quarry to the building site, and none of his workers were slaves" and Dad's just like "well maybe he didn't mention them" 🙄

John and I just explained vehemently that our parents should NOT be using the Google AI summary for anything

Probably, but I'm not going to ask today bc unfortunately my niece is running a fever (they think I caught something from her rather than the other way around)

A slap in the face of every Welsh man, woman, non-binary adult, and child

Today she's watching the Eagles-Bears game on her phone and narrating it to my dad, who's reading a book

LMAO what a silly thing to say, I think the only "easy" way to get a hysterectomy is, like, cancer

I am honestly surprised he didn't either volunteer or wasn't volunteered by my mother? Like, my brother is also making us all breakfast, and my SIL is putting my nephew down for a nap

WOW RUDE

She eats breakfast and lunch! But her six-month-old brother has been eating as much or more at dinner

My mom is in full "Can't I just hope all the football players have a nice time?" mode

Dudes rock