One of my favorite things about the sensory friendly shows is that I leave the booth door open to show the kids how things work

I brought my girlfriend’s nieces to thanksgiving dinner at my mom’s house. Now my mom’s eyeing us up for grandkids

I’m just sitting through a show wondering how to get my girlfriend to drown me between her thighs

Giving this type of social media a shot, but do the people really need an unhinged BPD stream of consciousness? That’s a lot of horny posting and emotional rants