Rain Sarkany
@raindancer743.bsky.social
So here’s what men fail to realize. If I’m going to be jailed for “murdering” a rapist’s cell clump, I might as well go to jail for murdering a rapist’s cell clump 🪓
January 5, 2026 at 9:07 PM
So here’s what men fail to realize. If I’m going to be jailed for “murdering” a rapist’s cell clump, I might as well go to jail for murdering a rapist’s cell clump 🪓
“Because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me”
January 2, 2026 at 10:07 PM
“Because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me”
😂 Who can blame him with 47 jobs?
January 1, 2026 at 10:01 PM
😂 Who can blame him with 47 jobs?
It was just a small nap ;)
January 1, 2026 at 7:04 PM
It was just a small nap ;)
I love H‑E‑B (aka “Texas FEMA”) and it doesn’t surprise me they took care of their shoppers like this. Way to go!
December 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I love H‑E‑B (aka “Texas FEMA”) and it doesn’t surprise me they took care of their shoppers like this. Way to go!
I mean, let’s be real here. A lopsided sofa with questionable stains is smarter than he is.
December 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I mean, let’s be real here. A lopsided sofa with questionable stains is smarter than he is.
It’s a shame their CEO is such a Trumpster; I won’t set foot in their establishments but those cups do look tasty.
December 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
It’s a shame their CEO is such a Trumpster; I won’t set foot in their establishments but those cups do look tasty.
F*ck Oprah for letting this idiot think he had ANY sort of importance. Dr. Phil too.
December 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
F*ck Oprah for letting this idiot think he had ANY sort of importance. Dr. Phil too.
I’m grateful you posted about it, though. Management here barely even acknowledged there was an issue, let alone a nationwide one. We were instructed to reboot our computers 🙄
December 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’m grateful you posted about it, though. Management here barely even acknowledged there was an issue, let alone a nationwide one. We were instructed to reboot our computers 🙄
I swear, every morning someone wakes up and thinks “how can I make the systems actively worse?”
I was in the middle of a PERC!!
I was in the middle of a PERC!!
December 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I swear, every morning someone wakes up and thinks “how can I make the systems actively worse?”
I was in the middle of a PERC!!
I was in the middle of a PERC!!
Well there’s plenty of free real estate in there
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Well there’s plenty of free real estate in there
He looks like my grandpa the Christmas before he died of Alzheimer’s. It’s a distinct look.
December 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
He looks like my grandpa the Christmas before he died of Alzheimer’s. It’s a distinct look.
You got told? Must be nice!
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
You got told? Must be nice!
The temp DID drop to the high 20s; have we checked Cancun?
December 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The temp DID drop to the high 20s; have we checked Cancun?
…good. *shovels in another spoonful of questionable gravy*
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
…good. *shovels in another spoonful of questionable gravy*
A common misconception. “We the people, in order to form a more perfect union…” is the preamble to the US Constition.
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
A common misconception. “We the people, in order to form a more perfect union…” is the preamble to the US Constition.
Archaeologist tip: when we say something was used “for ritualistic purposes,” it means we have no f’ing clue 🤣
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Archaeologist tip: when we say something was used “for ritualistic purposes,” it means we have no f’ing clue 🤣
Supposedly we’ll get a written copy at some point but I’m not holding my breath.
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Supposedly we’ll get a written copy at some point but I’m not holding my breath.
I missed the drama (fortunately for me) but I’m sorry you’re having to deal with it. I really wish folks these days didn’t act like just because they can communicate directly with creators, that means they can make demands!
Hang in there; love your work!
Hang in there; love your work!
November 20, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I missed the drama (fortunately for me) but I’m sorry you’re having to deal with it. I really wish folks these days didn’t act like just because they can communicate directly with creators, that means they can make demands!
Hang in there; love your work!
Hang in there; love your work!