In season 4- White Lotus is still trying to figure out what its culture is going to be as a hotel.

Jennifer Coolidge is still trying to figure out her relationship with her billion dollars.

And no amount of $ can save her mom from the the mom has. So they just have to enjoy their time left.

I HAVE BEEN VALIDATED 😂

And the last shot You see is them all standing in the street together. Fading into the distance as the crew member speed away in their car. Video footage from a rear view camera.

And just before it fades to black You see a bit of a group hug. And You know… it’s over.

The end. 🌱🌱😭

Then as everyone begins to blow out the candles and leave the room, the only remain crew member starts to sneak towards the door for their escape. As they dash for their lives towards their vehicle- Colin notices and alerts the house. /15

Nandor and Guillermo would laugh and acknowledge that Nandor had JUST turned human. So… if a crew member had escaped then Nandor wouldn’t have a home to flee to. Guillermo then would’ve said that they could’ve found a place together. Nandor would be taken aback by this generosity. /14

Lazlo would then acknowledge that the only reason why Monster is alive is because Colin never gave up on him. And the Monster is Colin’s true creation. Nadja would suggest that Colin would’ve taken the Monster to live somewhere because neither can turn to bats to fly to Nadjas island anyways. /13

In that moment, they then would each share what they would’ve done if indeed a crew member had escaped with the footage.

Lazlo and Nadja say they would go back to Europe to live on her tiny island for a few centuries. Look for an orphan child to turn into a vampire to start their family.

/12

And they film Lazlo, Nadja, Colin, Guillermo, Monster, & Nandor as they celebrate getting rid of all the crew.

“Could You imagine if even one had escaped? We would’ve had to leave this place. Scatter to the winds to avoid the consequences.” Nadja would’ve laughed.

In that moment… /11

This leads to a chaotic run of carnage as they apologize while taking out every crew member.

However ONE team member manages to hide in the cupboard under the stairs. The one the vampires are always fighting about.

And they film Lazlo, Nadja, Colin, Guillermo, Monster, & Nandor as…. /10

Then, as the documentary crew wraps up the shoot and announces they aren’t going to be making any more episodes, Lazlo and Nadja make it clear this footage can’t actually ever be seen by anyone. Or it would blow the cover of other vampires.

So unfortunately the crew must all be eliminated. /9

As a result Nandor decided to stay human. Give life a chance. Maybe give love a chance as well?

/8

Realizing that the only blessings of immortality was to live forever- but to be able to live You have to truly live… yet the vampires had done the same thing for centuries. There was nothing new really to explore. He realized that perhaps true final death is the last thing to conquer. /7

So the final episode takes us on a processing journey of Guillermo and the dynamics in the house. As he makes his choice.

And just as Guillermo is becoming willing to give Nandor his vampirism again- Nandors emotions via human hormones and heart- are realizing he has had a full life. /6

But Guillermo isn’t sure they want to turn Nandor into a vampire again. After all, Nandor never gave that gift to Guillermo. And there has always been a question- if Nandor had done so maybe a vampire of his caliber would’ve overridden Van Helsing blood successfully. As The Baron had said before. /5

He panics. And with the help of the team, it’s discovered that he can only become a vampire again if a Van Helsing willingly gives him a vial of their blood.

This puts Guillermo in a unique position for the final episode of being in Nandors shoes. With the ability to turn Nandor into a vampire. /4

And something curious happens. Due to the complexity of the machine and the fact that it can bring the dead back to life- and since vampires are technically dead (immortal but also dead) Nandor becomes human.

Something he once wanted but, feeling how weak hi human body is? Second guessed. So… /3

In my alternate #WWDTS ending, what would’ve happened is that Nandor in the second to last episode would’ve been so hurt hurt about being fired as janitor that he’s practicing extra complex janitorial moves with a mop in Lazlos experiment room. He falls is electrocuted on the Monsters machine… /2

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