13th reason

There's even a vaguely railroad themed minor league baseball team!

(for 24 hours)

When I was five years old adults in my life praised me for my advanced shoe-tying ability and one of my teachers even told me I was good enough to not have to double knot. The praise went to my head so I didn't put effort into improving, and 23 years later I still use the "bunny ears" approach.

Damn Gaynerd sounds like something I would get called in high school

Sounds like being naked would have prevented this one, just saying

You are 100% correct

Ah but you've failed to account for people who enjoy the taste of soap but don't taste it in cilantro. *At least* 1% like the taste of soap, could be as high as 91%. If that trait is statistically independent from cilantro taste we would expect 11% of the entire population to like the taste of soap.

but you know what did hit in new york