It is a crime that none of the hands on the packaging have any extra fingers.

That is all, thank you.

Don't vote for Fetterman! (Vote for a better man!)
Don't vote for Fetterman! (Vote for a better man!)
Don't vote for Fetterman! (Vote for a better man!)
Vote for a better ma~n!

Don't vote him!
He won't even look our way!
Just yeet him!
Then he won't be back again!

He lies and says he'll do the right thing,
Don't vote for Fetterman!
He talks a blue game but votes in red,
Don't vote for Fetterman!
Don't vote for Fetterman, don't vote for Fetterman!

Talkin' to blue friends, "There's no one there who understands," I say to them
Memories back when reps were brave and strong and waiting for the House to come along
Swears he's blue and now we want him gone

He lies and says he'll do the right thing,
Don't vote for Fetterman!
He talks a blue game but votes in red,
Don't vote for Fetterman!
Don't vote for Fetterman, don't vote for Fetterman!