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200 coffee filters should last you a year
January 13, 2026 at 12:24 PM
200 coffee filters should last you a year
Perfect background
January 5, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Perfect background
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
Wkuk hotdog Timmy bit but it's my partner with coke zero
December 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Wkuk hotdog Timmy bit but it's my partner with coke zero
Amazing zelensky has done all he has after that horrible snowplow accident
December 30, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Amazing zelensky has done all he has after that horrible snowplow accident
Warming my hands over my freshly baked loaf of ~bread
December 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Warming my hands over my freshly baked loaf of ~bread
Bing Headburg be like "being home for the holidays is a great way to be happy in a million ways
December 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Bing Headburg be like "being home for the holidays is a great way to be happy in a million ways
1 like and I'm eating a dog cookie
December 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
1 like and I'm eating a dog cookie
Hi I'm Jimes but you can call me Jammy
December 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hi I'm Jimes but you can call me Jammy
Alaskan fast food call that polar express
December 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Alaskan fast food call that polar express
Not my ass in 2016 getting a 1070 thinking I'll just upgrade for a similar amount in 10 years
December 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Not my ass in 2016 getting a 1070 thinking I'll just upgrade for a similar amount in 10 years
Gonna fuck around and eat a whole loaf of white bread today
December 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Gonna fuck around and eat a whole loaf of white bread today
I get he saved the opera and that showed humanity but I don't think that earned an hour of we have to save her and her son
December 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I get he saved the opera and that showed humanity but I don't think that earned an hour of we have to save her and her son
Every war movie is just about a really lucky guy
December 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Every war movie is just about a really lucky guy
Playing GTA def made translating gps view to pov easier
December 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Playing GTA def made translating gps view to pov easier
It's been like a decade but ice tea yolk gotta be one of the worst things to drink
December 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It's been like a decade but ice tea yolk gotta be one of the worst things to drink
Carbinators are like let's make it so this drink can go bad in hours
December 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Carbinators are like let's make it so this drink can go bad in hours
Reading the ycombinator thread on the cloudflare situation it's priceless
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Reading the ycombinator thread on the cloudflare situation it's priceless
I hope everyone who bought a ticket to see The Island walked out
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I hope everyone who bought a ticket to see The Island walked out
After making soda syrups at home for like 3 years I gotta say doctor pepper is the Mario water level of sodas that mf was off his rocker when he added 23 fucking flavors into that shit you don't need to do all that but god damn he did it right
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
After making soda syrups at home for like 3 years I gotta say doctor pepper is the Mario water level of sodas that mf was off his rocker when he added 23 fucking flavors into that shit you don't need to do all that but god damn he did it right
Dad who saves the afterbirth cause he insists his kids finish their meals
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Dad who saves the afterbirth cause he insists his kids finish their meals
Guy who fixes cryogenic machines: Hi I'm the Cryopractor you called
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Guy who fixes cryogenic machines: Hi I'm the Cryopractor you called
Arc raiders but it's mice in a basement going upstairs to steal food
November 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Arc raiders but it's mice in a basement going upstairs to steal food
