don't worry, guys, the most human parts of the game- the artistic development- is all we're replacing with the plagiarism machine! all the final stuff you play with will have a human labour veneer so we can avoid being cancelled

When the hell was the meeting down at the coalition of jerkoffs where they all agreed marching out this line would totally placate everyone about using The Button That Steals Everything From Everyone And Kills The World to cut man hours on the entire artistic vision part of the game? Fuck outta here

Please play the Drifter, you love Australian accents! It’s a great time.