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"This is language policing," cries the guy who scrubbed "gay" and "DEI" from all government records.
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Yeah. Way to post a strongly worded post and then follow up with no action.
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Did Tim "Apple" write this article?
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Casings engraved with "Trans symbols" and "Newsom 4eva" found at the scene. Suspect is a leftwing lunatic, even though all their social media is pro MAGA and they drive a tiny penis pavement princess truck.

-FBI, probably
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
How can we not believe someone who violates court orders, lies to the American people, and shoots puppies? It must all be true!
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Yes, and we all know Kristi Noem has thus far been such a reliable source of info. She's never released false statements about ICE actions or even lied to a federal judge about deportations. 🙄
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
"Come back with a warrant."
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The Special Epstein Transparency Redaction Project.
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
How 'bout a Shutthefuckuplican?
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
How embarrassing that among all the incompetent buffoons in Trump's cabinet, you're the one who gets fired.
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
HAHA, fuck yeah! GTFO @schumer.senate.gov! Go back to peddling your book and make room for those willing to fight for our country!
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
And yet, even after being treated like a bunch of cucks who gave all their power to the president, they're still too cowardly to stand up for themselves. A true testament to their character.
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I wouldn't pick up dogshit with the @nytimes.com.
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Hey, as long as we're "taking out" authoritarian leaders who are responsible for corruption, human rights violations, election fraud, etc. there's a fat orange target nearby. Just sayin.
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"Are Democrats losing the moral high ground after the GOP shut down the government and delayed swearing in a Dem rep, while consistently and emphatically defending a convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, and suspected pedophile?"

-This audacious bitch, basically.
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It's been a while fucking year. This isn't Biden's economy, it's trump's dumpster fire.
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Fuck you, @meetthepress.com. You grill this man harder for sticking by his beliefs and then let Bessent spew bullshit with no pushback.
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Loss?
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Papiere, bitte.
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
MAGA Mike's Christian values only extend to making sure his son isn't jerking off to porn.
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Reading political career in air quotes makes sense.
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM