Ralph Strangelove
@ralphy.ca
People have thrown dirt on my name and others have given flowers. But it's all a garden to me.
Beloved pervert.
Vancouver. Venter. Shitposter.
Beloved pervert.
Vancouver. Venter. Shitposter.
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Ralph Strangelove
@ralphy.ca
· Jul 12
Ya, I can post weird shit on my timeline here. I have a license!
Friend: "I'm not telling you more about her"
Me:
Me:
December 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Friend: "I'm not telling you more about her"
Me:
Me:
No power at the law firm this morning. This day is already a shit show.
December 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
No power at the law firm this morning. This day is already a shit show.
Let's goooo, Philippines! We love seeing women in male dominated fields! 😍
December 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Let's goooo, Philippines! We love seeing women in male dominated fields! 😍
My Immortal is such a FANTASTIC song
December 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
My Immortal is such a FANTASTIC song
Bleh. Tried to be dramatic tonight. Ended up getting too pissed to do it.
a close up of a person 's face with a blue jacket on
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with a blue jacket on
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Bleh. Tried to be dramatic tonight. Ended up getting too pissed to do it.
You ain't rebellious for not following public etiquette. You're just a jackass.
December 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You ain't rebellious for not following public etiquette. You're just a jackass.
It is Monday, my dudes
December 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It is Monday, my dudes
Inns in JRPGs are sometimes funny. Like what do you mean all the beds are out in the lobby?
December 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Inns in JRPGs are sometimes funny. Like what do you mean all the beds are out in the lobby?
Some old people should have read-only access to the internet for the entitled whiny shit they post
December 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Some old people should have read-only access to the internet for the entitled whiny shit they post
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seeing grown ass adults be furious that cena lost really gives me energy
not in a "ha ha they're dumb" way but in a "aw they really wanted him to win, and are pissed that the bad guy won" nature-is-healing kinda way
Gunther's got guaranteed murder-hate heat for years off this and i'm THRILLED
not in a "ha ha they're dumb" way but in a "aw they really wanted him to win, and are pissed that the bad guy won" nature-is-healing kinda way
Gunther's got guaranteed murder-hate heat for years off this and i'm THRILLED
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
seeing grown ass adults be furious that cena lost really gives me energy
not in a "ha ha they're dumb" way but in a "aw they really wanted him to win, and are pissed that the bad guy won" nature-is-healing kinda way
Gunther's got guaranteed murder-hate heat for years off this and i'm THRILLED
not in a "ha ha they're dumb" way but in a "aw they really wanted him to win, and are pissed that the bad guy won" nature-is-healing kinda way
Gunther's got guaranteed murder-hate heat for years off this and i'm THRILLED
Sorry i can't help you, i'm too busy aura farming
December 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Sorry i can't help you, i'm too busy aura farming
I'm sending memes to my therapist now because it's our last session today
December 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I'm sending memes to my therapist now because it's our last session today
It is Friday, my dudes
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It is Friday, my dudes
Whenever I'm on a phone call with a customer service agent for a problem, I try to be as chill as a customer as I can be since the issue isn't THEIR fault so why would I throw shit at them? Plus, being understanding gets them to actually wanna help you.
December 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Whenever I'm on a phone call with a customer service agent for a problem, I try to be as chill as a customer as I can be since the issue isn't THEIR fault so why would I throw shit at them? Plus, being understanding gets them to actually wanna help you.
You ever look at someone and immediately think they're insufferable to know?
December 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
You ever look at someone and immediately think they're insufferable to know?
"Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good."
December 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
"Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good."
Didn't know you were chill like that, Mr. Chalamet
Timothée Chalamet Names ECW One Night Stand 2006 As His Favorite PPV
Timothée Chalamet Names ECW One Night Stand As Top PPV - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
Timothée Chalamet looks back on ECW One Night Stand 2006.
www.fightful.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Didn't know you were chill like that, Mr. Chalamet
If an actor ever told me they'd play a role for free, I'd be like "bet" and immediately cast them. Saves my film's budget really.
December 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
If an actor ever told me they'd play a role for free, I'd be like "bet" and immediately cast them. Saves my film's budget really.
Whenever I get a random call from a new client and I ask them who's calling, they go "this is Mrs. So and So" like I'm supposed to know who the fuck they are. Fuck off.
December 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Whenever I get a random call from a new client and I ask them who's calling, they go "this is Mrs. So and So" like I'm supposed to know who the fuck they are. Fuck off.
It's not even 8am and people are already pissing me off
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It's not even 8am and people are already pissing me off
It's a Mayday Parade kind of morning today
December 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It's a Mayday Parade kind of morning today
God, i should just tell them this lmao
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
God, i should just tell them this lmao
I have a new therapist on January. 😭
December 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I have a new therapist on January. 😭
"This is going to be great, Charlie. I love helping kids. I love kids, Charlie! I LOVE KIDS!!!"
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"This is going to be great, Charlie. I love helping kids. I love kids, Charlie! I LOVE KIDS!!!"
