RalphypusVT
@ralphypusvt.bsky.social
Ralphy, a platypus Vtuber! I stream RPGs and more. DM me for collabs!
twitch.tv/RalphypusVT
youtube.com/@RalphypusVT
🏳️⚧️ LGBTQ+
🌱 98% SFW
🎨 Art Circle R Studio
Banner by https://linktr.ee/aya_chan1221
twitch.tv/RalphypusVT
youtube.com/@RalphypusVT
🏳️⚧️ LGBTQ+
🌱 98% SFW
🎨 Art Circle R Studio
Banner by https://linktr.ee/aya_chan1221
I've never heard @silentwarlock.bsky.social so disgusted as when I won @njchefvt.vtubers.social's copy of License to Krill with the win tie breaker card "Cutest Krill" and said "Moe moe krill 👉🏻👈🏻 uwu"
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I've never heard @silentwarlock.bsky.social so disgusted as when I won @njchefvt.vtubers.social's copy of License to Krill with the win tie breaker card "Cutest Krill" and said "Moe moe krill 👉🏻👈🏻 uwu"
I choose to believe this is Gold Ship #paxunplugged
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I choose to believe this is Gold Ship #paxunplugged
"You're not a disaster queer,' the table said to @theanarchristie.bsky.social
"I will only accept Molotov Ghocktail," she said.
"I will only accept Molotov Ghocktail," she said.
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
"You're not a disaster queer,' the table said to @theanarchristie.bsky.social
"I will only accept Molotov Ghocktail," she said.
"I will only accept Molotov Ghocktail," she said.
Picture a platypus flopping in a circle while Danny Elfman plays in the background
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Picture a platypus flopping in a circle while Danny Elfman plays in the background
I would do illegal things to be a person who tries out upcoming board games for Youtube videos.
At no point in time do I not want to play board games but I have neither the spoons nor the mental capacity to be the one to plan Tabletop Simulator game nights every time.
At no point in time do I not want to play board games but I have neither the spoons nor the mental capacity to be the one to plan Tabletop Simulator game nights every time.
November 8, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I would do illegal things to be a person who tries out upcoming board games for Youtube videos.
At no point in time do I not want to play board games but I have neither the spoons nor the mental capacity to be the one to plan Tabletop Simulator game nights every time.
At no point in time do I not want to play board games but I have neither the spoons nor the mental capacity to be the one to plan Tabletop Simulator game nights every time.
Square Enix announced mass layoffs but also that they're going all in on AI. In 2 years they plan for "70% of QA and debugging tasks in game dev" to be done by AI.
25 years of SE obsession, thousands of dollars, and 11 years 311 days of two FF XIV subs. It has to stop here. No more SE anything. 😟
25 years of SE obsession, thousands of dollars, and 11 years 311 days of two FF XIV subs. It has to stop here. No more SE anything. 😟
November 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Square Enix announced mass layoffs but also that they're going all in on AI. In 2 years they plan for "70% of QA and debugging tasks in game dev" to be done by AI.
25 years of SE obsession, thousands of dollars, and 11 years 311 days of two FF XIV subs. It has to stop here. No more SE anything. 😟
25 years of SE obsession, thousands of dollars, and 11 years 311 days of two FF XIV subs. It has to stop here. No more SE anything. 😟
Game Center CX AKA Retro Game Master is the cursed retro game Let's Play you probably haven't had the chance to enjoy: youtu.be/qYf2ciYn8Mk
Also the origin of this absolutely iconic meme.
Also the origin of this absolutely iconic meme.
November 6, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Game Center CX AKA Retro Game Master is the cursed retro game Let's Play you probably haven't had the chance to enjoy: youtu.be/qYf2ciYn8Mk
Also the origin of this absolutely iconic meme.
Also the origin of this absolutely iconic meme.
I've got bad news for you, Gale Baldursgate3.
What an incredible mental image though.
What an incredible mental image though.
November 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I've got bad news for you, Gale Baldursgate3.
What an incredible mental image though.
What an incredible mental image though.
This is such a cool idea!
I'm already aquatic but I'm fresh water and I can't breathe underwater for that long, which is a huge L in my opinion.
I'm just a little guy who plays video games on my zoologist's computer. I love indie games, RPGs, anime, audiobooks, etc. etc.
I'm already aquatic but I'm fresh water and I can't breathe underwater for that long, which is a huge L in my opinion.
I'm just a little guy who plays video games on my zoologist's computer. I love indie games, RPGs, anime, audiobooks, etc. etc.
November 2, 2025 at 8:09 AM
This is such a cool idea!
I'm already aquatic but I'm fresh water and I can't breathe underwater for that long, which is a huge L in my opinion.
I'm just a little guy who plays video games on my zoologist's computer. I love indie games, RPGs, anime, audiobooks, etc. etc.
I'm already aquatic but I'm fresh water and I can't breathe underwater for that long, which is a huge L in my opinion.
I'm just a little guy who plays video games on my zoologist's computer. I love indie games, RPGs, anime, audiobooks, etc. etc.
Posting this here in the hopes people see it before they get mad at me because they think techwear = technology.
My dudes I know non-medieval technology has been a part of Final Fantasy for decades lol, trust me
My dudes I know non-medieval technology has been a part of Final Fantasy for decades lol, trust me
November 2, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Posting this here in the hopes people see it before they get mad at me because they think techwear = technology.
My dudes I know non-medieval technology has been a part of Final Fantasy for decades lol, trust me
My dudes I know non-medieval technology has been a part of Final Fantasy for decades lol, trust me
Poley and @akitoscorpio.bsky.social are teaching me how Crusader Kings III works for that chat-creates-a-country charity stream I've been promising for years.
Greetings from Akito's duchy of Weebia. Kurt Russell and the Chad duchess of Tuscany are here.
Greetings from Akito's duchy of Weebia. Kurt Russell and the Chad duchess of Tuscany are here.
October 31, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Poley and @akitoscorpio.bsky.social are teaching me how Crusader Kings III works for that chat-creates-a-country charity stream I've been promising for years.
Greetings from Akito's duchy of Weebia. Kurt Russell and the Chad duchess of Tuscany are here.
Greetings from Akito's duchy of Weebia. Kurt Russell and the Chad duchess of Tuscany are here.
Having the space and money for a bed canopy and not hanging anything from it smh 0/5 /j
October 5, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Having the space and money for a bed canopy and not hanging anything from it smh 0/5 /j
Rocktoberfest in Deep Rock Galactic continues tomorrow with @njchefvt.vtubers.social and @kaayra.bsky.social at @nysnarkexchange.bsky.social ⚒️
Dangan Rompa Thursday ⚰️
Friday gone all day ❌
Weekend ???
Bad brains made making a schedule even harder (why is it hard?) and I've been mentally worn out
Dangan Rompa Thursday ⚰️
Friday gone all day ❌
Weekend ???
Bad brains made making a schedule even harder (why is it hard?) and I've been mentally worn out
October 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Rocktoberfest in Deep Rock Galactic continues tomorrow with @njchefvt.vtubers.social and @kaayra.bsky.social at @nysnarkexchange.bsky.social ⚒️
Dangan Rompa Thursday ⚰️
Friday gone all day ❌
Weekend ???
Bad brains made making a schedule even harder (why is it hard?) and I've been mentally worn out
Dangan Rompa Thursday ⚰️
Friday gone all day ❌
Weekend ???
Bad brains made making a schedule even harder (why is it hard?) and I've been mentally worn out
I hate Konami for a number of reasons starting with workplace abuse. The only reason I played Metal Gear Solid 5 was because Doc bought it
I love Ryukishi-07 (and Silent Hill) more than I hate Konami though, and he said this was the best thing he'd written so I can't fight it anymore
I love Ryukishi-07 (and Silent Hill) more than I hate Konami though, and he said this was the best thing he'd written so I can't fight it anymore
September 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I hate Konami for a number of reasons starting with workplace abuse. The only reason I played Metal Gear Solid 5 was because Doc bought it
I love Ryukishi-07 (and Silent Hill) more than I hate Konami though, and he said this was the best thing he'd written so I can't fight it anymore
I love Ryukishi-07 (and Silent Hill) more than I hate Konami though, and he said this was the best thing he'd written so I can't fight it anymore
There's no way of knowing if someone at Konami decided on this or if Silent Hill f author and noted trans ally Ryukishi07 did but given Ryukishi07's track record, I'm going to say I FUCKING LOVE YOU RYUKISHI
September 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
There's no way of knowing if someone at Konami decided on this or if Silent Hill f author and noted trans ally Ryukishi07 did but given Ryukishi07's track record, I'm going to say I FUCKING LOVE YOU RYUKISHI
150 of these comments are from angry Yakuza fans /hj
September 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
150 of these comments are from angry Yakuza fans /hj
Situations I have fallen asleep in:
1. Standing up and/or on the phone at jobs
2. At a rave
3. At a metal concert (3x)
4. Lying on the sidewalk
5. Getting a painful medical procedure (two different ones!)
It's a good thing insurance covered 90% of a $5k+ test to diagnose me with "v. eepy"
1. Standing up and/or on the phone at jobs
2. At a rave
3. At a metal concert (3x)
4. Lying on the sidewalk
5. Getting a painful medical procedure (two different ones!)
It's a good thing insurance covered 90% of a $5k+ test to diagnose me with "v. eepy"
September 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Situations I have fallen asleep in:
1. Standing up and/or on the phone at jobs
2. At a rave
3. At a metal concert (3x)
4. Lying on the sidewalk
5. Getting a painful medical procedure (two different ones!)
It's a good thing insurance covered 90% of a $5k+ test to diagnose me with "v. eepy"
1. Standing up and/or on the phone at jobs
2. At a rave
3. At a metal concert (3x)
4. Lying on the sidewalk
5. Getting a painful medical procedure (two different ones!)
It's a good thing insurance covered 90% of a $5k+ test to diagnose me with "v. eepy"
Been struggling to finish this for hours. I panic bc I can't decide when to play what when but if I don't make a schedule, I might not stream. Dumb.
Wed - Deep Rock Galactic @nysnarkexchange.bsky.social 8 pm EST
Thur - DanganRonpa w/@belleroseblooms.bsky.social @ 8 pm
Sat - Embr w/ the Platyposse
Wed - Deep Rock Galactic @nysnarkexchange.bsky.social 8 pm EST
Thur - DanganRonpa w/@belleroseblooms.bsky.social @ 8 pm
Sat - Embr w/ the Platyposse
September 22, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Been struggling to finish this for hours. I panic bc I can't decide when to play what when but if I don't make a schedule, I might not stream. Dumb.
Wed - Deep Rock Galactic @nysnarkexchange.bsky.social 8 pm EST
Thur - DanganRonpa w/@belleroseblooms.bsky.social @ 8 pm
Sat - Embr w/ the Platyposse
Wed - Deep Rock Galactic @nysnarkexchange.bsky.social 8 pm EST
Thur - DanganRonpa w/@belleroseblooms.bsky.social @ 8 pm
Sat - Embr w/ the Platyposse
All my love and hugs and good vibes/prayers to you, Karst. You're a real good egg.
I wish I could do more than offer sentiments and cat pics.
I wish I could do more than offer sentiments and cat pics.
September 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
All my love and hugs and good vibes/prayers to you, Karst. You're a real good egg.
I wish I could do more than offer sentiments and cat pics.
I wish I could do more than offer sentiments and cat pics.
I hate to rule out streaming Helldivers 2 but it's so much easier to play when my system isn't choking on the game and OBS and VTube Studio.
Also I apologize to Poley for calling him a "stupid bitch" because I thought he was trolling me when I caught a stray explosion from him lol
Also I apologize to Poley for calling him a "stupid bitch" because I thought he was trolling me when I caught a stray explosion from him lol
September 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I hate to rule out streaming Helldivers 2 but it's so much easier to play when my system isn't choking on the game and OBS and VTube Studio.
Also I apologize to Poley for calling him a "stupid bitch" because I thought he was trolling me when I caught a stray explosion from him lol
Also I apologize to Poley for calling him a "stupid bitch" because I thought he was trolling me when I caught a stray explosion from him lol
Total fees: $7,783
Due: $379.28
A few years ago I didn't even have insurance. Thank God.
I was going to do a donathon birthday stream because I owed $3k at the time but insurance came through.
Then it was going to be a charity stream, but now it's a month late.
I have to do better for people.
Due: $379.28
A few years ago I didn't even have insurance. Thank God.
I was going to do a donathon birthday stream because I owed $3k at the time but insurance came through.
Then it was going to be a charity stream, but now it's a month late.
I have to do better for people.
September 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Total fees: $7,783
Due: $379.28
A few years ago I didn't even have insurance. Thank God.
I was going to do a donathon birthday stream because I owed $3k at the time but insurance came through.
Then it was going to be a charity stream, but now it's a month late.
I have to do better for people.
Due: $379.28
A few years ago I didn't even have insurance. Thank God.
I was going to do a donathon birthday stream because I owed $3k at the time but insurance came through.
Then it was going to be a charity stream, but now it's a month late.
I have to do better for people.