the hills have thighs
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Did you guys hear that? I'm scared... I don't know what was that guys and I didn't... do that...
June 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Did you guys hear that? I'm scared... I don't know what was that guys and I didn't... do that...
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"Afterlife" by Evanescence has reawakened my inner 13 year old and I'm here for it tbh
March 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
"Afterlife" by Evanescence has reawakened my inner 13 year old and I'm here for it tbh
I killed Liz! I killed the teen dream! Deal with it.
March 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I killed Liz! I killed the teen dream! Deal with it.
No one drives worse than someone with a Catholic radio bumper sticker.
March 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
No one drives worse than someone with a Catholic radio bumper sticker.
Listening to goth club bangers in my office today 🥀💃🏻
March 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Listening to goth club bangers in my office today 🥀💃🏻
THE WAY I am going to read your ass on Tuesday
March 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
THE WAY I am going to read your ass on Tuesday
*Kidz bop version* gosh dang manchild...
March 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
*Kidz bop version* gosh dang manchild...
You know, the real horror in the final destination franchise is workplace safety violations.
February 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
You know, the real horror in the final destination franchise is workplace safety violations.
I want to be a slut again but that directly contradicts my main impulse which is to be lazy
December 21, 2024 at 7:48 AM
I want to be a slut again but that directly contradicts my main impulse which is to be lazy
I'm going to post about real housewives so i start seeing real housewives memes on my feed
December 19, 2024 at 7:27 PM
I'm going to post about real housewives so i start seeing real housewives memes on my feed
Watching Smile a second time and I fear I judged her a little too harshly. Not very scary but a pretty solid movie
December 10, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Watching Smile a second time and I fear I judged her a little too harshly. Not very scary but a pretty solid movie
Every year Spotify confirms for me that I am both goth and a f*ggot
December 9, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Every year Spotify confirms for me that I am both goth and a f*ggot
FUCKFACE BOUNCER, LET ME IN THE CLUB, I WANT TO KISS MY BABY ON THE LEATHERETTE
December 9, 2024 at 7:07 PM
FUCKFACE BOUNCER, LET ME IN THE CLUB, I WANT TO KISS MY BABY ON THE LEATHERETTE
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I’m coming out as a lemon stealing whore
December 1, 2024 at 5:12 AM
I’m coming out as a lemon stealing whore
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Me to my twitter oomfs that don’t follow me back here
November 28, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Me to my twitter oomfs that don’t follow me back here
The hills have thighs II
November 28, 2024 at 12:03 AM
The hills have thighs II