I just took an unassisted shit. I should take a picture of it and send it to RFK Jr. #autism

RFK Jr. can suck my autistic dick

One thing that Americans have been lied to about is that the Revolutionary War was a draw. It wasn't. Canada kicked our ass

A Grand Theft Auto game coming out in this political situation is gonba be real interesting

There's a lot more of you than there are of them

Looking forward to the Fox News segment "Did Jalen Hurts win the Super Bowl because of DEI"?

Wherever David Lynch is going, I hope there's endless coffee, cigarettes and donuts

Nowadays, being blasted into space and forced to watch crappy movies with silly little robot buddies seems kinda nice