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If I'm always kind to you, I like you. And if I'm always just a little bit mean to you, I like you.

If it's anything else, I mildly hate you.
My trekking poles come with helpful advice for when you use the Whippet.
August 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Coming up for air for the first time in a few weeks. Upside: promotion! Downside: intense incident response and press release will continue to dominate my life for a few weeks.
January 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I decided to watch Gladiator II.

I can't count how many times I've said, "This is so stupid."
December 31, 2024 at 2:15 AM
My coworker: “I didn’t WANT to be an attorney. My mom said I could go to law school or I could move back home and I couldn’t move back home because then I couldn’t smoke or have sex so I went to law school. So I could smoke and have sex.”

She’s one of my favorite coworkers.
December 19, 2024 at 1:06 AM
I decided to buy a hat for walking in the cold. I looked Amazon and saw this hat with one particular review which caught my eye because of the accompanying photo.

WTF.

I feel like it should be captioned, "Here I am watching the woman who laughed at me that one time."

That's terrifying, right??
November 30, 2024 at 2:50 AM
He's convinced I'm going somewhere and he doesn't want to be left behind so he keeps jumping into every open bag. @tombihn.bsky.social
November 24, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Watching this little guy for a few days.
November 22, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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November 21, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Connections
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November 18, 2024 at 1:28 PM
I haven't watched Friends since it aired so I decided to stream it.

You don't think it's possible to feel the same way you did the first time. But, actually, I feel more strongly.

Ross is so, so much worse the second time around - I actually dislike him more than I did.

Bravo, Friends.
November 13, 2023 at 1:29 PM
If I'm always kind to you, I like you. And if I'm always just a little bit mean to you, I like you.

If it's anything else, I mildly hate you.
October 28, 2023 at 3:48 AM