This is why I'm single

I wish a pretty girl would hug me tight and think I'm worthy of loving. Maybe then I'd believe it myself.

I saw a pretty girl taking cute selfies on a hike today and it kinda made me sad. I never feel like I have the confidence to approach anyone or even pay them a compliment.

Could I have an anime style energy beam power struggle vs my bidet while peeing?

More power to those people who are down with polyamory, cause I can't even find one person who is interested in me.

If you are tracking your bowel movements in a journal, you could call it your log log.