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It's a simple question, would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?
Here’s hoping he gets dragged out of a sewer someday.
December 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I’m thinking we should just go ahead and rename the street Mar a lago is on to Shitbird Dr.
December 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
To paraphrase “This war would have never happened if Kamala was in charge.”
December 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Our POS POTUS
December 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
People don’t leave their homeland unless they are hoping for something better. I don’t see Nordic citizens leaving universal healthcare, comprehensive welfare programs, and more to come to the US under this shithole administration.
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
“…are citizens of the United States…” is very vague wording?
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Narcissus wasn’t this narcissistic.
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Reposted by Random Prattle
The reason the judiciary functions is because judges understand that despite everyone being human beings who hold grudges and have stupid opinions and peccadilloes and flaws, there is a sense that you have to justify what you're doing on more than "because I say so."

This Court is undermining that.
December 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It’s who they’ve always been. They’re just more brazen about it this time around.
November 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
These guards deserve better, especially from their rat fuck commander in chief.
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
States don’t fail because of their people. They fail because of corrupt leadership.
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Because he knows that’s how they’re going to vote and he doesn’t want to show that he’s lost control.
November 17, 2025 at 7:14 AM
“Trump rambled. ‘They were all celebrating. We’re the one that won the wars.’”

We? As if he or anyone in his shit family had anything to do with it, besides deriding those who did. Fuck this guy.
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
“say nice about me…” His command of English is impeccable.
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I’ll get my best man on it!
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November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Quorum of the spineless.
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM