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"When in the course of human events" is right now.

He/Him
Fall River, MA
December 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
My Best Idea Ever - A Story in Two Images
December 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Feliz Navidiad
No eggnog
MORE KOOL-AID (Oh yeah!)
December 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
SouthCoast peeps,

Come support the BMC Durfee winter performance ensembles and get a burrito. AT THE SAME TIME!
December 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
December 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
December 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Kraft Russian Roulette anybody?
November 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I can't wait to see how re-electing three existing board members and adding three more who took donations from one of the incumbents's campaign funds will make this situation better over the next two years. 🍿
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Dont listen to @bencollins.bsky.social, this is the only acceptable Massachusetts Chinese-food-turned-sandwich
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Whiteboard Puzzle Time!

Intentionally UNhelpful Hint: Square Numbers?
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Here's something that the residents of Chicago, Detroit, New York and Naples can all agree on.

Fuck this sign.
November 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Don't mind me. Just getting the last remainder of the bitter out of my system.
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The candy bowl from our work Halloween display.

"You Got To Our House Too Late."

AKA, "Fuck it. The IT Department doesn't have time for your little office politics Halloween contest."
October 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
October 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Nazi punks fuck off.
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Reported.
September 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Actually, you fucking putz, many of us do know what's going on AND who was one of the first mainstream media figures to normalize it.
September 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
September 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
September 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Not funny, Yona.
September 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
September 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Eh.

Close enough.
August 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
We're here, @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social. What time does the Thundergod autograph session begin?
August 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM