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Dr. Doug
@raptorbreath.bsky.social
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · Aug 6
i'm here for a good time, not a bad time
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 12m
shat rooms
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 2h
(ombudsman?)
a neon blue letter w is glowing on a dark blue background
Alt: a neon blue letter w is glowing on a dark blue background
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 6h
need to start describing solar panels and battery storage as jails for energy and maybe then they'll support it
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 1d
doctors hate this one simple trick
photo of a man doing the detached finger trick where you use the thumb of one hand to look like the index finger on the other hand
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 1d
the top 10 places you simply must jack off at before you die 🧵
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 1d
yuck
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 2d
that feels correct
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 2d
you're not allowed to go to hardee's
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 2d
it's called nintendo 64 because the console came out in 1964. you probably should have been able to figure that one out
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 2d
buncha dang antifas got into the garbage cans again last night
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 2d
tom nicols?
more like dumb nipples
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 3d
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 3d
punctual as always. ty 🙏
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 3d
won't be long now
screenshot of 2 posts. the first is from user @numb.comfortab.ly which says: "computational photography is not ai art." the reply to that post is from user @derclimber75.bsky.social which says: "you better tell that to NPR then that they are wrong. and ai slop is a derogatory term."
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 3d
my dm fee is one forehead kiss
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A randomly generated meme
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 3d
you're dipshit-coded
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 3d
the joke is obvious. it's-ah me, margio
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 3d
Artwork used internally at DIC Entertainment during the production of the Super Mario World cartoon, replacing Marge Simpson with Mario. According to a former DIC employee, this was made due to an inside joke at the studio, though the exact nature of the joke has been lost.
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 3d
patrick star from spongebob squarepants has his arms crossed
Alt: patrick star from spongebob squarepants rubbing his hands together
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 4d
dimensional lumber is for suckers. i'm onto inter-dimensional lumber
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🩸Spooky Sara🩸 @pashion.bsky.social · 4d
good morning
Its an image which is a painting or drawing it shows a McDonald's set in front of the woods and a ghostly image of Bigfoot or sasquatch or a yeti hoovering above said fast food restaurant happy Halloween
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 4d
someone over-dusted your wets
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 5d
nobody eats porridge anymore
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 5d
why doesn't this customer understand that i'm busy posting
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Dr. Doug @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 5d
why is so much ai slop yellow?
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