There’s a story I love about royalty being given champagne at birth and immediately recognizing it later in life. I think of this every time my 3 year old cat, who was probably fed one too many croissant crumbs as a kitten, suddenly grows eyes as big as his head at the sight of a pastry in my hand.

ME AND WHOMST

My little sibling: *quits caffeine to better manage their anxiety*
Me: *swallowing meds with my 9PM latte* omg you’re so smart.

Me: Oui j’sais mon cœur je sais! Mais il faut souffrir pour être belle!!!
My cat: *screaming bloody murder as I pin her down and administer eye drops*

Can someone tell me what planets in my birth chart inspire literal snakes to climb up the MANY steps of my deck and show up at my door every Scorpio season

I need an emoji for when I want to throw myself to the ground with wanton malaise.

I was trying to say “little practice” as I spoke to myself and I didn’t have a language in mind but the jumble that came out was an unintelligible mix of the words petite, pequeña, practique, and practica, which sounded like “préquita prabckkfca.” Help.