they have GOT to keep trying

okay that caption is what i’m talking about i LOVE “we can probably get u more pregnant” it’s so chefs kiss this is awesome

the greatest of all time

i also have my little christmas tree up already so i contain multitudes

my friend is completely responsible for this idea /positive i was just sick of ignoring other winter holidays christmas needs to calm down

LMFAO SO REAL

I'm happy with my setup. I love my wife like family and I love my bf like hes a big sexy dog man I have sex with. it is very queer and very comfortable

Its like if you were monogamous but actually secure enough in that to still have fun in nonmonogamous spaces instead of getting Scared

Everyone is always shocked by my wifedness but you can have a platonic wife. people aren't making the term up as a joke. we have a dog together. learn about the worlllld

Yes i'm platonically married to a beautiful trans woman who is polyamorous but we're not romantically or sexually involved and then i'm sexually and romantically monogamous with my boyfriend. I'm a polycule adjacent monogamist who goes to exhibitionist sex parties we exist 🤓

I have a platonic wife and a romantic/sexual relationship with my boyfreind. I don't have any other romantic/sexual relationships with anyone else and don't want them. My platonic wife is polyamorous and has several gfs. I am platonically part of a polycule but ONLY platonically.

throwing this at people at high speed when they try to hit on me

You're so like my wife!! It's a great way to be!

i was sooooooooooo normal about her as well holy shit