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Ryan Noël
@rascally-ryan.bsky.social
Portland-based actor and performer, rep'ed by @bigfishnwtalent | Board Game Enthusiast | Avid Reader | Desk Monkey by day | Cat-dad | U.S. Marine ‘06-‘10

Oregon, USA
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Oh, you’ll find no arguments from me on the benefits of a robust socialized public health care system! 😄

There are times I wonder if I should have joined the FFL instead of the Marine Corps, for French citizenship.
February 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Are mutant ‘code names’ still a thing in the 21st century?

Like in a world where everyone knows Cyclops (aka Scott Summers) teaches classes at ‘Charles Xavier’s School for the Gifted’ does the anonymity help at all?

(And do mutant heroes still have to pay taxes/have a paper trail?) 🤔
February 12, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Does he watch Rick & Morty or something?
a cartoon character from rick and morty is standing in front of a kitchen counter with pink paint splashing on it .
ALT: a cartoon character from rick and morty is standing in front of a kitchen counter with pink paint splashing on it .
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February 12, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Who would win in a fight - the Cestus lady or Tart? 😄🥊🥊🔔
February 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 10:10 PM
*eyes all the layoffs in tech*

Oh, it still it. It still is…
February 10, 2026 at 6:26 PM
And was that with or without that tax you seem to have on televisions on that side of the pond?
February 10, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Oh my sweet summer child…😄

$6k is still a chunk of change now, but back then? 🤑
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 AM
FALL OUT BOY?! 😃

Well I haven’t heard that since…the last time it came up on my music playlist! Thanks for the memories!

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Fall Out Boy - Thnks fr th Mmrs (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by FallOutBoyVEVO
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February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
January 27, 2026 at 10:48 PM
It’s either:

1) Gives you a +2 to attack/damage or another ability or

2) Cursed and needs a 5th level Cleric to remove.
January 24, 2026 at 5:45 AM
I’m more offended this song shares the same name of the synth-driven 1986 Queen hit from their ‘A Kind of Magic’ album.

Sure, it’s witty, but pick a different name. To quote Highlander: “There can be only one!” ⚔️

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Queen - Don't Lose Your Head (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Queen Official
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January 19, 2026 at 11:37 PM
It’s a yin-yang world; these are the knock-on effects from when Captain Crunch ran the Soggies out of the galaxy. 🥛🥣
January 18, 2026 at 2:59 PM
January 18, 2026 at 2:54 PM
The country, or the tobacco product? 😄
January 15, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I already know about old Ducktales vs. new Ducktales. 😔
January 12, 2026 at 11:25 PM
My Registered-Dietitian (RD) wife has mentioned her colleagues are up in arms about how ridiculous it. The whole ‘Eat moar red meat, beef tallow, and butter’ reads like it’s been influenced by lobbyists.

AFAIK, we have no idea if there’s *ANYONE* who’s an actual RD crafting these policies or not.🤷🏻‍♂️
January 12, 2026 at 10:23 PM
What about jobs such as “Saxophone Musician” or “Day-drinking Convenience Store owner”? 😄

When they said “You’re gonna carry that weight.” boy, they sure meant it. 😓
January 12, 2026 at 6:42 PM
That and insisting that “Our incumbent MUST run again!” rather than saying “You know what, you did an okay job but we need someone new for the next term. We’re going to ALL support Y candidate from our party now and not you.”
January 12, 2026 at 4:50 PM
No, the political system *is* the problem in that we’re so entrenched in a two-party system that our other two branches of ‘checks-and-balances’ are failing because their interests are now “supporting our team” rather than “what’s best for the country?”
January 12, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I’m still pissed off about ‘Savage Opress’ - like *REALLY*?!? 🙄

We live in a world with D&D character name generators, and they come up with stupid names like that?!

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The Glass Cannon Network on Instagram: "How could they forget Luuke? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #timeforchaos #callofcthulhurpg #starwars #comedy #podcast"
In this episode of Time for Chaos, the hosts delve into the weird and wonderful world of Star Wars canon, discussing memorable side characters and their hilarious names. With a lighthearted and comedi...
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January 7, 2026 at 6:09 AM
*short-Kings sharpening their axes* 🪓

I can change a lot of things about myself, alas being tall is not one of them. 😔

I’ll just be over here…fitting comfortably into an airplane seat, train seat, bus seat…crawling around in the walls looking for cheese like a mouse. 🧀

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5’8” little mousey boys
YouTube video by Beepus Lettuce
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January 6, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Funnily, our dryer's started making godawful noises yesterday, so we've taken a crash-course from YouTube in how to replace the dryer-drum wheels, the belt, and the pulley wheel.

Amazed the parts only run $30 for a Whirlpool - it's just labor-intensive, so not something you can fix immediately. 😞
January 6, 2026 at 6:27 AM
I’m still waiting for Jimmy Carr to make an appearance. 🙂🙏🏻

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@gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social did his show, after all. 😄

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Jimmy Carr on Taskmaster? #askreddit #jimmycarr #britishcomedy #taskmaster
YouTube video by More Jimmy Carr
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January 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM