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More pandemics and fewer vaccines are not indicators of a healthy democracy


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This Week in Public Hell. With Daskalakis, Rasmussen, and Faust • We came, we informed, we vented (just a little bit).
This Week in Public Hell. With Daskalakis, Rasmussen, and Faust
We came, we informed, we vented (just a little bit).
insidemedicine.substack.com
December 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
MEASLES ARE SOOO BACK! “Health Talk” w Dr Angela Rasmussen @rasmussenretorts • Oh great, just what I needed in my life, more measles virus epidemics and Danish intrigue
MEASLES ARE SOOO BACK! “Health Talk” w Dr Angela Rasmussen @rasmussenretorts
Oh great, just what I needed in my life, more measles virus epidemics and Danish intrigue
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
What You Should Do About H3N2 Flu • There's a lot to worry about right now on the winter virus front, but get your flu shot anyway. Seriously. Get your flu shot.
What You Should Do About H3N2 Flu
There's a lot to worry about right now on the winter virus front, but get your flu shot anyway. Seriously. Get your flu shot.
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Nobody Puts Baby in a Black Box • Attempts to block access to COVID vaccines have once again failed, as the kakistocrats fold under too much critical pressure
Nobody Puts Baby in a Black Box
Attempts to block access to COVID vaccines have once again failed, as the kakistocrats fold under too much critical pressure
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Commissioner Makary Brings the Quackery • FDA is currently collapsing so great time for the Commish to hit the Plum Island bioweapon conspiracy theory podcast circuit
Commissioner Makary Brings the Quackery
FDA is currently collapsing so great time for the Commish to hit the Plum Island bioweapon conspiracy theory podcast circuit
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
December 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This Week in Canadian-American Preventable Public Health Problems • Dean and Angie discuss being haunted by the culled bird flu ostriches in Canada, loss of vaccine access in the US, and how mass mortality foments extremism in both countries
This Week in Canadian-American Preventable Public Health Problems
Dean and Angie discuss being haunted by the culled bird flu ostriches in Canada, loss of vaccine access in the US, and how mass mortality foments extremism in both countries
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Save America from the MAHA Movement • Scientists, clinicians, and public health professionals will not stand by while MAHA puts our children at risk of injury and death to enrich themselves and destroy democracy
Save America from the MAHA Movement
Scientists, clinicians, and public health professionals will not stand by while MAHA puts our children at risk of injury and death to enrich themselves and destroy democracy
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The Vaccine Disinformation to Descheduling Pipeline • Make America Denmark Never
The Vaccine Disinformation to Descheduling Pipeline
Make America Denmark Never
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December 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Say Hello to Hepatitis B, Baby • Anti-vax ACIP are bumbling their way to higher rates of pediatric liver cancer...and worse
Say Hello to Hepatitis B, Baby
Anti-vax ACIP are bumbling their way to higher rates of pediatric liver cancer...and worse
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The Vaccinated Dead Make Their ACIP Debut • What happens at FDA CBER doesn't stay at FDA CBER
The Vaccinated Dead Make Their ACIP Debut
What happens at FDA CBER doesn't stay at FDA CBER
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Do Unvaccinated Kids Make You Horny? • Don't settle for being the scourge of CBER and the COVID ward at the children's hospital when you can also be the scourge of Hinge
Do Unvaccinated Kids Make You Horny?
Don't settle for being the scourge of CBER and the COVID ward at the children's hospital when you can also be the scourge of Hinge
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:30 AM
The Church of Disease Chronicity and Proliferation • Preventable disease is RFK, Jr's religion so I'm calling for a crusade
The Church of Disease Chronicity and Proliferation
Preventable disease is RFK, Jr's religion so I'm calling for a crusade
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I Demand My MAHA Genesis Mission Medbed • But I'll settle for vaccines and a functional health system since medbeds don't exist no matter how much AI you throw at it
I Demand My MAHA Genesis Mission Medbed
But I'll settle for vaccines and a functional health system since medbeds don't exist no matter how much AI you throw at it
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Preventable Disease Holiday Giving Guide • Let's see where the Advisory Clown Car on Immunization Practices is going this meeting
Preventable Disease Holiday Giving Guide
Let's see where the Advisory Clown Car on Immunization Practices is going this meeting
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
NIH Pandemic Preparedness Takedown. With Dr. Angela Rasmussen and Dr. Jeremy Faust • A recording from Dr. Angela Rasmussen and Jeremy Faust, MD's live video
NIH Pandemic Preparedness Takedown. With Dr. Angela Rasmussen and Dr. Jeremy Faust
A recording from Dr. Angela Rasmussen and Jeremy Faust, MD's live video
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The Real Subtypes of the 2025 Flu Season • Have you ever been to a party where you sensed the messiness before it happened?
The Real Subtypes of the 2025 Flu Season
Have you ever been to a party where you sensed the messiness before it happened?
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
A rebuttal to NIH leadership's screed against pandemic preparedness. • Dr. Angela Rasmussen joins Inside Medicine for a tag-team response to a poorly reasoned essay by NIH Director Dr. Jay Bhattacharya and his deputy, Dr. Matthew Memoli.
A rebuttal to NIH leadership's screed against pandemic preparedness.
Dr. Angela Rasmussen joins Inside Medicine for a tag-team response to a poorly reasoned essay by NIH Director Dr. Jay Bhattacharya and his deputy, Dr. Matthew Memoli.
insidemedicine.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
All Roads Lead to Antivaxapalooza • The Venn diagram of lab leakers, climate change deniers, and anti-vaxxers has become a perfect circle
All Roads Lead to Antivaxapalooza
The Venn diagram of lab leakers, climate change deniers, and anti-vaxxers has become a perfect circle
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Release The Ostriches' Grippe • The Supreme Court of Canada has cleared the way for the ostrich cull, but fascist extremism isn't so easy to euthanize
Release The Ostriches' Grippe
The Supreme Court of Canada has cleared the way for the ostrich cull, but fascist extremism isn't so easy to euthanize
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The Small Men Making a Big Mess at FDA • Turns out that putting Vinay Prasad in charge of regulating drugs and vaccines was a bad idea
The Small Men Making a Big Mess at FDA
Turns out that putting Vinay Prasad in charge of regulating drugs and vaccines was a bad idea
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
A Means to an End for Public Health • The Surgeon General might kill you with snake oil, but at least your mitochondria will be optimized
A Means to an End for Public Health
The Surgeon General might kill you with snake oil, but at least your mitochondria will be optimized
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Evidence-Based ACIP is So Back • Never underestimate vaccinologists with a standardized framework for interpreting evidence
Evidence-Based ACIP is So Back
Never underestimate vaccinologists with a standardized framework for interpreting evidence
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Let's Give a Warm MAHA Welcome to the Bioterrorism Community • Who needs strategic preparedness and response anyway?
Let's Give a Warm MAHA Welcome to the Bioterrorism Community
Who needs strategic preparedness and response anyway?
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Secretary Kennedy Comes to Teen Sperm Journal Club • Please stop making me read academic papers about this
Secretary Kennedy Comes to Teen Sperm Journal Club
Please stop making me read academic papers about this
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
What Would it Take for Bird Flu to Go Pandemic? • How H5N1 could make the jump and what we can do to stop that
What Would it Take for Bird Flu to Go Pandemic?
How H5N1 could make the jump and what we can do to stop that
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM