Note: This is before the hairdryer and fuck me she needs a trim 🥲

That's the COPD, love x

Alt Text: The picture shows a Scotsman on his second bottle of Pinot Grigio appearing to be slightly out of breath after throwing shapes to Carly Rae Jenson a la Jimmy Jr from Bob's Burgers

Love the auto correct to Garage, he reminds me of a slimy car dealer from the late 70s

Hey, sometimes the oldies are goldies

It's open 🤭 except Bedlington and Northumberland Park lol

She's doing the right thing, looks like it matches on Ecoes so now they need to figure out why your meter is having a hissy. Pro-Tip open a complaint, you'll get seen to faster and keepmon them at least once a week. It's a slog but it'll be worth it

Did they confirm they checkedthe national database (ecoes) for you? Used to work for them and I would get my teeth into stuff like this cause it's fun to figure out (gotta make your own fun in a call centre)

Since Ryan won't provide the humps :| guess I'll have to.

Staffies are the softest cuddle bugs! Never met a staffie who didn't like being the centre of attention :)

Helps if you don't shove an entire finger in your gob 👀