ELON, ELON, I thought you could save us. But you’re just an (alleged) Paedo. Are you a Paedo? Come on, respond, get yourself off the hook ya nonce.

Bubba! Nuff said.

Wouldn’t it be great to be called Montgomery Carlow?

I intend to be much more glib this week

Quite ironic that an immigrant in America is taking everyone’s jobs.

Trump supporters, they’re animals anyway, so let them lose their souls.

Pete Hegseth, pissed up, in a helicopter?

As someone from NI, can I ask my American friends a question? What the actual fuck like?

Might be fun if everyone changed their profile photo to this. Send a message.

Come on the boys.

Camels are fucking weird, I’ve just seen some in a film and how do they keep their heads up? They should be trailing along the fuckin ground.

Billionaires have discovered socialism and they like it.

King Charles who loves killing foxes, birds, and badgers has been made Patron of the RSPCA.

King Charles used his power to block a ban on Fox Hunting and to make sure it is the joke ban we currently have.

RT if the RSPCA should remove him.

Conservative Baroness Catherine Meyer called Lord Dholakia ‘Lord Poppadom’ twice.

She might get a 3 week suspension from the Lords.

RP if this racist should be kicked out instantly racists shouldn't be making our laws.

The Media won't acknowledge this video of the farmers blocking an ambulance with its blue lights on so could you could RT it so people see it?

I’m glad to see the MAGA voters in America have got what they wanted, an end to socialism in their country. They have voted to end social security, Medicare and Medicaid. And that’s great. Us Europeans applaud your sacrifice, and it is a sacrifice. Mind you, I’m no fan of them either.