Ratamacue
@ratamacue.bsky.social
freelance artist and beautiful flower
my rule of thumb is that if it's up that means good and if it's down that means bad
December 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
my rule of thumb is that if it's up that means good and if it's down that means bad
jerry seinfeld: what's the deal with airline food??
flight attendant: oh my god you're that guy from seinfeld
flight attendant: oh my god you're that guy from seinfeld
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
jerry seinfeld: what's the deal with airline food??
flight attendant: oh my god you're that guy from seinfeld
flight attendant: oh my god you're that guy from seinfeld
If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound? Three experts weigh in:
"Current findings indicate that a fallen tree will call for help."
"The forest floor acts as a cushion. if the tree does fall, we might not even hear it."
"Absolutely not - trees don't make sounds, those are birds."
"Current findings indicate that a fallen tree will call for help."
"The forest floor acts as a cushion. if the tree does fall, we might not even hear it."
"Absolutely not - trees don't make sounds, those are birds."
December 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound? Three experts weigh in:
"Current findings indicate that a fallen tree will call for help."
"The forest floor acts as a cushion. if the tree does fall, we might not even hear it."
"Absolutely not - trees don't make sounds, those are birds."
"Current findings indicate that a fallen tree will call for help."
"The forest floor acts as a cushion. if the tree does fall, we might not even hear it."
"Absolutely not - trees don't make sounds, those are birds."
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with a name like "disintegrating ray" and acme's reputation - i mean honestly, what does daffy duck think is going to happen
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
with a name like "disintegrating ray" and acme's reputation - i mean honestly, what does daffy duck think is going to happen
i would watch hockey more if they could all just grow up and stop fighting. i respect people a hell of a lot more if they can solve their issues with a sincere conversation.
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
i would watch hockey more if they could all just grow up and stop fighting. i respect people a hell of a lot more if they can solve their issues with a sincere conversation.
it's called a kangaroo court because it'll make you hopping mad!!
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
it's called a kangaroo court because it'll make you hopping mad!!
twenty words - what's that, like 1/50th of a picture?
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
twenty words - what's that, like 1/50th of a picture?
used to be that being a pedophile was seen as a political liability. but we've since become a much more tolerant society
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
used to be that being a pedophile was seen as a political liability. but we've since become a much more tolerant society
Dick Cheney leaves behind a divided legacy. To many around the world, he was a bloodthirsty war criminal who's actions lead to the deaths of millions. But to his friends and family, once a year he was "Father Christmas".
November 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Dick Cheney leaves behind a divided legacy. To many around the world, he was a bloodthirsty war criminal who's actions lead to the deaths of millions. But to his friends and family, once a year he was "Father Christmas".
it's simple: you go up the upscalator and down the downscalator
October 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
it's simple: you go up the upscalator and down the downscalator
she labubus on my penis till i cum
October 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
she labubus on my penis till i cum
the kimmel that comes back from this will be a changed man. cynical. violent
September 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
the kimmel that comes back from this will be a changed man. cynical. violent
*sniffing my own turds* wOOf that one's a stinker. *sniffs again* hey guys you gotta check this out
September 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
*sniffing my own turds* wOOf that one's a stinker. *sniffs again* hey guys you gotta check this out
you try to come out of the closet, but you enter into - another closet? you look around, and you're surrounded by closets. this is not an analogy: you're lost in the closet warehouse.
September 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
you try to come out of the closet, but you enter into - another closet? you look around, and you're surrounded by closets. this is not an analogy: you're lost in the closet warehouse.
does the expensive toothpaste work better i have to cram for a dentist appointment
September 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
does the expensive toothpaste work better i have to cram for a dentist appointment
getting eaten by a pitcher plant remains one of the most embarrassing ways for a bug to go out. a classic case of being overtaken by one's own greed and hubris
September 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
getting eaten by a pitcher plant remains one of the most embarrassing ways for a bug to go out. a classic case of being overtaken by one's own greed and hubris
"You miss 100% of the shots."
- Wayne Gretzky to his incompetent nurse
- Wayne Gretzky to his incompetent nurse
September 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
"You miss 100% of the shots."
- Wayne Gretzky to his incompetent nurse
- Wayne Gretzky to his incompetent nurse
new x-man with the ability to point at the toaster RIGHT as the toast is about to come up
September 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
new x-man with the ability to point at the toaster RIGHT as the toast is about to come up
Those signs telling us not to flush paper towel - clearly a janitor having a power trip. You can flush anything down a toilet, it's fine.
August 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Those signs telling us not to flush paper towel - clearly a janitor having a power trip. You can flush anything down a toilet, it's fine.
jerkovsky's nutcracker? these perverts will listen to anything i swear to god
August 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
jerkovsky's nutcracker? these perverts will listen to anything i swear to god
white-collar crime is too opaque, and street crime is too personal - jewel theft is right in the sweet spot
August 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
white-collar crime is too opaque, and street crime is too personal - jewel theft is right in the sweet spot